Ellen Named Her New Puppy “Kid” So People Stop Asking When She’s Having One
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Ellen Named Her New Puppy “Kid” So People Stop Asking When She’s Having One

If you’ve watched Ellen DeGeneres‘ show at least once before you know she’s good with kids. Okay, not just good – she’s GREAT with kids. So, as you can probably guess, a lot of people are curious about when she and her wife Portia will have one of their own. Well folks, it looks like today might just be the day when you finally get your answer.

On a recent episode of Ellen’s show she sat down share a major family update. Ellen tells the audience, “Portia and I got a puppy and his name is Kid so now we have a kid.” Oh Ellen, you’re so clever. She goes on to explain that Kid is nine weeks old and keeping her up all night. She says, “He’s cute as can be but I’ll tell you what’s not cute is to wake up at eleven and one and three and five…” She also goes on to explain that she can now really appreciate what it’s like to be a mother. She says, “I’m trying to hold a puppy while I’m trying to make coffee and I can’t do anything!”

The proud new mom also took to the show’s Instagram channel to share a picture of the little ball of fluff. She captioned the photo, “World, meet Portia’s and my new puppy, Kid.” Hi, Kid. We love you already.

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(Photo via @theellenshow and Jason Merritt/Getty)