29 Intentionally Annoying Products You Can’t Wait to Use
If you daydream about how you can annoy your family and friends at your next get together and relish a good laugh, then you're in the right place! From spring-loaded glitter bombs to cover everything and everyone in sight to super annoying cricket sounds that never turn off, you'll find 30 intentionally annoying products you'll be dying to use!
Thanks for reading about our favorite finds from across the internet! FYI: We participate in affiliate programs and may get a share of the revenue from your purchase.A chirping device to annoy your friends wherever they are
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This chirping device is for those that love to play the long game. Watch as the device slowly drives your target to the edge with sounds played at irregular intervals, so they're bound to hear it without being able to find the device itself! It's battery-operated and will last up to four days at a time.
See it on AmazonThis spring loaded glitter bomb is the perfect revenge gift and an easy way to ruin someone's day
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Whether your friends played a dirty prank last year that's left you festering or you want to liven up your conservative family's dinner party, you can use this glitter bomb spring-loaded with 40 grams of glitter to cover everything and everyone!
See it on AmazonUse fake stacks of cash and a money gun to stunt on everyone at the next party
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Stunt on everyone at your next get together dressed in a clear knockoff drip and with stacks of prop cash shooting out of your money gun. It's oddly extremely annoying to watch someone act like they're the next Riff Raff.
See it on AmazonGive the gift of what looks likes 20 buckets of fake bird poop
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Give your germaphobe family members and friends the gift of a high-blood pressure experience by pouring their car with realistic fake bird poop! Don't worry if they force you to wash it off. It easily slides off with some water and won't damage or stain any paint or fabrics.
See it on AmazonA yodeling pickle because, well, why not?
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This yodeling pickle is entirely useless unless you use it to wake your partner or kids up every morning at 3 A.M.! Can you think of any better way to wake up in the middle of the night than to a pickle screaming as if it's at the top of the Alps?
See it on AmazonKeep your loved ones on their toes with a super creepy peeper mask
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Hang this creeper mask anytime you want to keep your family on their toes or if you want to ensure your kids never have another peaceful night! Hang it out of their bedroom windows in the middle of the night or have it reflecting off a mirror for a genuine morning scare!
See it on AmazonA blah, blah, blah button to end all conversations
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If you want to annoy your friends and make them dread having a conversation with you, just hit the blah, blah, blah button as many times as you can before they try to punch you! Just don't use this with your boss!
See it on AmazonUse a passive aggressive notepad to settle disputes
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Send a passive aggressive note to your coworkers to express your true feelings while avoiding confrontation. They'll get annoyed because if they shout or confront you, they become the bad guys!
See it on AmazonA never-ending box of boxes to watch their excitement dwindle and their frustration grow
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Give the gift of a never-ending box of boxes and watch their frustration grow! They'll be excited when they the big box thinking you got them something special, only to have their expectations slashed as each box gets smaller and smaller.
See it on AmazonGive what they ask for when they ask for nothing
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There's nothing more annoying in the world than having someone tell you they want nothing. Take their words literally and give them a box of nothing just like they wanted when you asked!
See it on AmazonAnnoy your houseguests with a can of dehydrated water
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Instead of getting annoyed whenever someone asks for a glass of water when they can easily grab it themselves, offer them dehydrated water in a can instead. Tell them they can have as much as they want by simply opening the can and adding water anytime it dries!
See it on AmazonGet the last laugh with a heat-changing circle game mug
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Create an unsuspecting and long-lasting game of The Circle Game with this heat-changing mug. Yell, "Gotcha!" once the circle fully appears, give a good lob to their shoulder and laugh your way out the door as they slowly realize what happened.
See it on AmazonUse a stink bomb to put an unsuspecting friend to shame
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The stink bomb is a classic way to annoy and piss off more people than you think! It's a must-have and an excellent way to put your friends to shame as they "swear it wasn't them!" Just toss it in the room and watch everyone scramble as the stench of a week's worth of wild animal diarrhea flood every corner!
See it on AmazonTurn your home into a living nightmare with a bag of realistic fake cockroaches
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Make your family dread coming over with some help from realistic fake cockroaches. Place them everywhere, from your kitchen drawers to inside their shoes when they're not looking!
See it on AmazonPlace fake outlet stickers and let the fun unfold
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Cover your existing outlets and place these fake electrical outlet stickers all over the office and watch your coworker's blood begin to boil! It's an easy, harmless, but extremely annoying way to have some fun on an otherwise boring day.
See it on AmazonUse a "you have been poisoned" message glass to exact revenge
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Prank your archnemesis with a pint of their favorite lager and watch them gasp in fear as they read the "you have just been poisoned" message at the bottom of their glass!
See it on AmazonSurprise your friends after a nice meal with an offensive fortune cookie
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Add a little flair to your takeout with an offensive fortune cookie that talks back! It's a perfect way to get a rise out of your family members and friends who take fortune cookies seriously.
See it on AmazonDehydrated instant underwear for your friend that's in need
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Does your friend constantly wet their pants after a night out? Give them the gift of instant underwear for some quick agitation and a good laugh. Or give it to someone who least expects it and watch their face contort in confusion!
See it on AmazonGive your perpetually single friend a Grow a Boyfriend gift
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If you have a friend that cycles through boyfriends or always complains that they're alone, give them a boyfriend they can grow to be a companion for life! It's a great gift that's guaranteed to get a laugh or two.
See it on AmazonAnnoy your friends for life with this ninja disguise t-shirt
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Puns on t-shirts are meant to be funny, offensive and needlessly annoying. If you want to make your next party the last, wear this ninja disguise t-shirt and show off your Naruto skills!
See it on AmazonTake charge of the next BBQ with a Grill Sergeant Apron
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Feel your heart fill with joy as you watch your kids and family members cringe as you grill away in your Grill Sergeant Apron. Take it up a notch by using a firm drill sergeant tone whenever you speak with anyone.
See it on AmazonUnleash a total assault with a apple to stinky candle
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This is the perfect way to annoy any candle lovers in your life. The apple pie to stinky candle tricks your victims and unleashes an assault on their sense of smell that they won't forget. It smells like a savory apple pie for a few hours and then gradually worsens until it fills their room with an unbearable stench.
See it on AmazonTell the story about the largest bass you've ever caught for the 100th time in a pair of fish flip flops
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We get it. You caught the largest bass around, and if you were competing in the US Open National Bass Fishing Tournament, you'd place first. Take your fish story to the next level and re-enact the scene in an annoyingly cool pair of fish flip flops.
See it on AmazonCarry around a mini violin to play for your kid's deepest sympathies
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Instead of rubbing your index finger and thumb together, use an actual mini violin to play to their deepest sympathies! It'll annoy your kids so much that they'll stop their whining instantly!
See it on AmazonWrap your gift inside a cargo socks gift box
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Watch your friends or family members squirm uncomfortably as they unwrap their cargo socks gift box until they realize that's not what they're getting at all! The best part is that this is a gift that keeps on giving. Reuse the box and annoy everyone in your life!
See it on AmazonA realistic poodle mask to make walking with you even more embarrassing
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Instead of a horse mask, use a realistic poodle mask to make walking with you even more embarrassing than it already is! And you can even feel good about yourself because it uses 100% latex that's non-toxic and environmentally friendly.
See it on AmazonTake every high-five up a level by blasting confetti
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Unlike Bozo the Clown who uses painful, annoying items like a buzzer that shocks you, use a confetti blaster to create a messy but event appropriate high five! Use it to celebrate a promotion or inappropriately when your friend finalizes their divorce.
See it on AmazonHang an old, Asian man decal to keep you company permanently
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Your partner will get infinitely jealous and annoyed every time they see a handsome, old Asian man decal everywhere in the house! Annoy them even more by resticking it to follow them wherever they go!
See it on AmazonConfuse even the best with a real can of whoop ass
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Rather than using words and showing force, unleash an actual can of whoop ass every time your family or friends make you angry! The can is filled with compost to help diffuse your anger and put it into something more useful, like growing tomatoes.
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