Ladies and gents, witness the toilet of the future. Seriously, I’ve never seen anything like the Kohler Numi in all of my days of sanitary wellness. Not only is it a SQUARE toilet seat, but it includes several incredibly neat features like:
- Floor level feet warmers
- Illuminated panels (AKA it glows in the dark)
- A deodorizer
- Motion activated lid (I wonder if it automatically puts the seat down after a man uses it… this alone could be a selling point for women everywhere)
- And my personal favorite, an iPhone-esque remote control that has six user presets and enables you to adjust music, heat, and more.
The only problem is that it apparently costs around $6k. Time to start saving up.