Ladies and gents, witness the toilet of the future. Seriously, I’ve never seen anything like the Kohler Numi in all of my days of sanitary wellness. Not only is it a SQUARE toilet seat, but it includes several incredibly neat features like:

  1. Floor level feet warmers
  2. Illuminated panels (AKA it glows in the dark)
  3. A deodorizer
  4. Motion activated lid (I wonder if it automatically puts the seat down after a man uses it… this alone could be a selling point for women everywhere)
  5. And my personal favorite, an iPhone-esque remote control that has six user presets and enables you to adjust music, heat, and more.

The only problem is that it apparently costs around $6k. Time to start saving up.