The weather outside is seriously frightful this week. If all you can think about is sitting poolside somewhere on a warm and tropical beach, you’re not alone. So let’s talk logistics. If you’re going to plan a winter getaway (read: escape), you’ll need the perfect beach bag to match your mood. Cue these cheeky bags from Poolside Collective that will sum up exactly how you feel about life RN. Mindy Kaling is even a huge fan, so you know this is going to be good. #obsessed.


1. Woke Up Like This Short Leather Handle Bag ($175): Sun-kissed skin, beachy waves and sunnies to hide all your flaws. Perfection. On vacay, you really did wake up like this, for reals.


2. Alright That’s Enough Cosmetic Case ($65): Noisy kids splashing in the pool can really put a damper on your vacay, even if they’re your kids! Luckily, this super functional cosmetic case can do double duty to carry your noise-canceling headphones. Phew.


3. Lemonade Long Yard Handle Bag ($175): Vacation time is all about the lifestyle. So go on and sip lemonade while listening to Bae and pretend to be famous on another island. We promise not to tell.


4. Sip Champagne When We Thirsty Long Yard Handle Bag ($100+): You work extra hard for those PTO days. When you finally get away, go ahead and pop bottles to celebrate in style. You so deserve this.


5. F*ck You and Your Hamptons House Long Leather Handle Bag ($175): Show ‘em how you really feel about the lifestyles of the rich and the famous. You still can have fun sipping cocktails in your vacation rental, right? Right.

Where are you hoping to escape to this winter? Tell us on Twitter @BritandCo!

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