Hilariously Weird Stuff You Can Buy on Amazon in 2022
Sometimes we are guilty of scrolling to find out what weird stuff people are getting up to on the internet. If you are guilty of this, too, then you need to read on. We had an idea, and we started to scroll for products that looked weird, or we literally couldn't believe that someone had invented them, but then we collectively decided in an ah-ha moment, of course, they were created because we humans are weird. Then we had to make a list because what else would we do after hours of talking about the most bizarre products we had uncovered? Now we are guilty because we got to thinking of how we could probably use some of these products daily to solve some nasty body ailment or add to our blooming collection of weird-looking gadgets we like to have in our lives. So here we go, shady friends... this is what we uncovered.
Thanks for reading about our favorite finds from across the internet! FYI: We participate in affiliate programs and may get a share of the revenue from your purchase.String Launcher Toy
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You can convince yourself that you are buying this String Launcher Toy for your pet, but we bet you that you end up launching the rope propeller and spending 30 minutes sticking your head into it (trying not to break the rope). Please don't say we didn't warn you. This is a great gag gift, by the way.
See it on AmazonEuler's Disk Toy
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This is a great stress reliever toy to have on your WFH desk. This Toysmith Euler's Disk comes with a mirror that you set the disk down on, and you spin the toy once, and it fixates your gaze by turning for roughly five minutes. It's a great mind distraction toy for those moments in the day when you need to set your mind on something else.
See it on AmazonSnail Hand Soap Dispenser
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How cute is this Snail Hand Soap Dispenser? Weird but also very cute. Why dispense your soap in your bathroom or kitchen without one? This is a piece of kitsch decor we have determined we need.
See it on AmazonMagnetic Slime Putty
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You can stretch it, tear it or bounce it. This JOYPRO Magnetic Slime Putty is the ideal fidget stress reliever toy. It is both for kids and adults alike and is a magnetic putty slime with a strong magnet that you can use to conduct the putty.
See it on AmazonLazy Person Lipstick
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Full disclosure that this Lazy Person Lipstick came with a bunch of warnings on the back of the box that we kind of overlooked as we tested the product. What we found most weird is that once you move the plastic cover back, you stick the entire lipstick bar into your mouth to apply it. It was a lot for us, especially after reading the ingredients, and we quote that the product "may contain."
See it on AmazonMenstruation Crustacean
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When you feel under the weather, there is nothing better than cuddling up with your favorite heat pillow. The Menstruation Crustacean is a cuddly and cute lobster plush toy with a built-in removable lavender-scented heating pad. Now that makes us feel better.
See it on AmazonBloody Hands Bath Mat
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Halloween is only around the corner, and this Bloody Hands Bath Mat is the ideal accessory to set the scene for pure terror for all you horror fans. We love the red blood handprints with drips for extra special gory effects.
See it on AmazonYolk Divider Egg Extractor
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Suppose you like whipping up eggs but are super fussy and like the white to be separated from the yolk. Then this Peleg Design Silicone Egg Separator will be up your street. This swallow release reflex of the silicone divides the yolk with minimal effort. You will have to decide whether you want the little piggy, fishy, or Froggie.
See it on AmazonNovelty Jumbo Bare Feet
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If you are looking for the accessory of the season, then look no further than this Novelty Jumbo Bare Feet. Put them on and witness everyone around you laugh so hard they might break something. We know from experience this is the reaction these feet get.
See it on AmazonAlpaca Print Hipster Pants
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This find is quite disturbing, and we are terrified. These Dellukee Alpaca Print Hipster Pants are the ultimate gag gift; frankly, we think more people should own a pair for personal enjoyment.
See it on AmazonHands-Free Umbrella Hat
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You have to hand it to the manufacturers of this hands-free massmall Umbrella Hat. Just as long as you are prepared to be mocked by everyone you know, this hat would come in handy. While we can't see ourselves strutting down 5th Avenue wearing this during a downpour, it's a brilliant concept nonetheless.
See it on AmazonSubSafe Sub Sandwich Container
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Shark Tank always has the best products, and this one keeps your sandwiches from getting soggy. This reusable SubSafe Sub Sandwich Container is the real deal and can be used for activities like boating or hiking or just everyday lunches for when you are heading off to work or the kids going to school.
See it on AmazonCat Backpack Carrier Bag
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This BEIKOTT Cat Backpack Carrier Bag had the cat owners in our office giggling their you know what off. We couldn't even believe that someone had invented this pet bubble backpack. We still don't, people.
See it on Amazon2-in-1 Skin Tag Remover
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This find is downright gross and had us gagging. Then once we got over that, we started to think that this Kelinul 2-in-1 Skin Tag Remover is quite helpful because it's user-friendly (basically, a moron could use this thing) and guarantees painless removal.
See it on AmazonBathtub Cocktail Cup
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It has never occurred to us to pick up one of these from the Mall before we host a party or a cocktail party, but life is for living, suitable? This MiaoKa Bathtub is a cocktail, smoothie, or wine cup. Yes, it's a mini bathtub replica that someone made into a cup. Just use the shower nozzle for drinking your refreshing beverage.
See it on AmazonPooping Animals: Coloring Book
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If you are seeking pure relaxation, turn to this Pooping Animals: Coloring Book for Adults for maximum stress relief. Coloring is scientifically proven to aid in relaxation and extreme states of total zen.
See it on AmazonOld Lady Wall Decal
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We are really not too sure in what circumstances you could ever need this peel-and-stick wall decal, but we will attempt to reason why here. This Old Lady with Frying Pan Wall Decal is quite lols and would work great in a dorm or apartment where sticking funny stuff on the walls could bring a smile to your face.
See it on AmazonBaby Mop Onesie
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This one is so hilarious we considered gifting it at our next baby shower. This Baby Mop Onesie is a comedy long-sleeved romper that you can get for a friend or as a gag gift.
See it on AmazonInflatable Cow
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Why do we hear you cry? Why not we hark back to you? This Jet Creations Inflatable Cow is what every home needs. You might question our sage advice, but there is no need to deny yourself. Name the cow; it will feel more normal once you do. And you will be glad you did. You can even take it for a walk.
See it on AmazonOstrichpillow Travel Pillow
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We see where the designers of the Ostrichpillow Original Travel Pillow were going with this design. Would you wear it on a busy plane? Would you risk public humiliation for a decent snooze on a red eye? It is an overwhelming yes from us because this neck pillow is so comfortable, and the ratings say as much.
See it on AmazonPotato Parcel With Personalized Message
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Okay stick with us on this one, but here is a surprise gift idea for a loved one. This is another Shark Tank! special folks because this is a potato parcel. What is a Potato Parcel, we hear you say? It's a real potato you can send to someone with a personalized message. So if you are feeling silly. We got you.
See it on AmazonHippity Hoppity Get Off My Property Doormat
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Why have an average doormat when you can have this Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property Doormat? It is a question we never thought we would ask ourselves, but nothing on this list makes any sense. It's getting worse... but it's so good you can't stop reading. We know... we are going to book in with our therapist. Soon. We promise!
See it on AmazonGiant Gummy Party Python
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Ok, so you might need to put this one on plastic, but it will be worth it. This friends is a $149 Giant Gummy Party Python that measures 8 ft and weighs a massive 26.9 lbs. Why, might you ask? Well, we warned you that some things on this list would be downright insane.
See it on AmazonLevitating Moon Lamp
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This is found just downright incredible. This Levitating Moon Lamp has 18 different colors, and the moon spins freely about the platform. The lamp also has a remote to adjust the brightness or set the light to a timer. Ideal decor gift.
See it on AmazonGalaxy Flower Roses
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It's a bit kooky, but we love these Galaxy Flower Roses that are preserved flowers in a glass dome with LED lighting inside. This is a great little gift for any special day as a decoration piece. We can totally see ourselves buying one.
See it on AmazonATM Savings Bank
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We are having a moment over this ATM Savings Bank that you can use with real money. It's designed for kids and adults to use as an ATM piggy bank. It has a password and balance calculator and recognizes coins and notes. This electronic safe box makes saving money so much more fun.
See it on AmazonFart Prank Spray
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Spritz some Liquid Ass: Prank Fart Spray into a room full of people and prepare for the blame game to begin. One reviewer wrote that he used it once at a party he was having when some guests had overstayed their welcome. We found that a bit extreme, but we could also sympathize.
See it on AmazonInstant Underpants
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We got to thinking, and this one kinda broke our minds a bit. Are damp underpants better than no underpants at all? Buyers of these Archie Mcphee Instant Underpants clearly think so. Add water, and this pair expands to a unisex pair of underwear that will fit most small adults and kids.
See it on AmazonNovelty Throw Blanket
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This one is for the vegans out there because this Super Soft Novelty Throw Blanket is a picture of a lettuce leaf. Yeah, it's a bit odd, but if you got this far down the list, you are along for the ride.
See it on AmazonBacon Flavored Mints
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This one bent our brains a little because this is a tin of mints, but they are Bacon Flavored Mints. We don't understand, either. We would be so mad if someone offered us a mint that tasted like bacon but said that we wanted to buy them.
See it on AmazonMakeup Practice Kit
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Another reasonably practical item if you can get past how weird it is. This Makeup Practice Face Kit has a silicone mannequin mask in it, and the eyes are legit so odd it looks like a demonic character out of Stranger Things. The kit includes five brushes to practice looks on. Again, reasonably practical if it doesn't give you nightmares.
See it on AmazonReusable Eyelashes With In-Built Eyeliner
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We want to preface this by letting you know that when we attempted to apply this product, we almost took out an eyeball. Proceed with caution, folks. This is a pack of False Eyelashes Self-Adhesive Reusable Eyelashes With In-Built Eyeliner for your pleasure. We think these might be handy for a Halloween costume rather than everyday life.
See it on AmazonThe Original BenShot Rocks Glasses
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These Original BenShot Rocks Glasses are the ideal gift for the whisky drinker in your life. They are 11oz liquor drinking glass with .308 bullet wedged into the side which makes a great talking point. They are made right here in the USA.
See it on AmazonMini Keychain Pepper Spray
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This is probably the most helpful thing on this list because it's Mace in a Mini Keychain. That's right, a key chain containing a refillable pepper spray container is a must-have for self-defense.
See it on AmazonEyebrow Stamp Powder
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Another beauty finds that we thought sounded great, but after sampling, we looked just plain weird. This Eyebrow Stamp Powder kit has everything you need and includes three shapes of eyebrow stamps plus the eyebrow powder; be sure to choose the right shade for your complexion.
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