This Is the Super Weird Thing Jessica Biel Eats in the Shower
We’ve heard of having a shower beer and even showering with your gadgets, but Jessica Biel (who’s hubby will soon be portrayed alongside ex Britney Spears in a new Lifetime biopic) just took things to a whole new level that, frankly, we’re not entirely sure we’re comfortable with.
Taking to Instagram to share a photo of her (very luxurious looking) tiled shower with an empty plate inside, JT’s forever lady revealed that she often eats in the shower.
And no, we’re not talking something small and portable, like a cookie or a chip: Girl has full-on sit-down breakfasts in there!
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“Yes, I eat in the shower. I admit it. Chicken apple sausage and espresso. Try it. I dare you.”
Uh, come again?
On the one hand, we guess we can kindaaaa’ see how a busy celeb on the go might resort to such measures in a time crunch, but there’s also something deep inside of us screaming “NO! Nope, no way, absolutely not, no, no, no, no, no.”
Call us crazy, but we like to keep the food we eat and the place we wash completely and 1,000% separate, thank you very much! Then again, HER shower probably has a bench and appears to be a nice little distance away from the actual spray of the showerhead, sooooooo… maybe it’s not so gross after all?
Still… we’re gonna’ go ahead and pass.
Will you be accepting J. Biels’ Dare? Tell us @BritandCo.
(Photo via Jamie McCarthy/Getty)