For ladies, there’s always some rigamarole about what haircut/eyebrow/lipstick is best for your face shape. And now guys are going to get a piece of that with this guide to growing a beard that works with your face shape. Mashable asked LA-based groomer Craig the Barber, who gave them the low-down on all the best beards. Turns out, not all mankind should be rocking mutton chops.

Welcome to our world, guys. Are you busting out the trimmers right about now or what?

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