If your name is Becky, we really feel for you right now. Ever since Beyoncé alluded to Jay Z cheating with “Becky with the good hair” when she dropped her album last Saturday the Internet has gone into collective chaos trying to figure out who exactly this mysterious woman is. To be honest, the witch hunt has kind of gone too far, and people really need to calm TF down about it. We won’t condone online bullying in order to uncover who the real Becky is, but if you’re a major Beyoncé fan and want to embrace the chaos in a more lighthearted way, we suggest you swoop up one of these Becky-related items before Beyoncé shuts it down like she did her Feyoncé merch.


1. MustHaveMugs Becky Mug ($15): Never has your morning cup of coffee been so cheeky!


2. KelhamPrint Sweatshirt ($29): For those moments when you want to be cozy and totally fierce at the same time.


3. TotallyGoodTime Tee ($): For all those ladies named Becky out there who are tired of the endless Beyoncé jokes.


4. The Pine Torch T-Shirt ($22): If you’re looking for something with a little bit more design, these tees are equal parts cute + sassy.


5. Bougeak Tee ($23): Oh okay, tell is LIKE IT IS. Just uh, maybe save this one for the weekends as opposed to casual Friday at the office.

Which piece of “Becky” merch are you eyeing? Share with us on Twitter @britandco.

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