We don鈥檛 know about you, but we are going CRAZY over some of the wild and wonderful drink concoctions that people are dreaming up these days. We鈥檙e not sure if we鈥檝e reached the golden age of cocktails or if social media is just putting drool-worthy drinks into the spotlight, but something鈥檚 going on here鈥 And these 15 *completely insane* cocktails prove it. We wouldn鈥檛 exactly call them healthy cocktails, but they cover all your basic food groups. Dripping with mounds of fruit, heaped with bacon and stuffed with veggies, these ridiculous boozy shakes are basically meals in a glass.

1. Fruit Freakshakes: We鈥檙e just going to cover all our bases by starting out with something at least relatively healthy. These fruity drinks are a play on the popular freakshake trend (which we鈥檒l get to in a sec鈥), subbing in fresh fruit for donuts, cupcakes and other sugary treats.

2. Lucky Charms Freakshake: To be fair, we did warn you that things were about to get a li鈥檒 crazy. 鈥淔reakshakes鈥 are a totally wild new trend that involves making MASSIVE milkshakes topped with heaps and heaps of ridiculous sweets. Case in point: This Lucky Charms-inspired creation.

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3. Sumo Bloody Mary: If you can鈥檛 resist a good Bloody Mary, no doubt you鈥檒l want to get your veggie juice-loving self down to Chicago to try Sunda鈥檚 Sumo Bloody Mary. It鈥檚 made with 32 ounces of Bloody Mary, but it鈥檚 the bacon, bread, potatoes and god-knows-what-else atop the drink that really make it special.

4. Lisa Frank-Inspired Freakshake: We love anything Lisa Frank-inspired, and this beautiful, uber-colorful freakshake is no exception. It鈥檚 made with rainbow sprinkles, donuts, cookies and cotton candy to make your sweetest dreams come true.

5. Fruity Shake: Australia鈥檚 own Patissez is the self-proclaimed 鈥淗ome of the Freakshake,鈥 so it鈥檚 no surprise that they鈥檝e dreamt up a fruit-lover鈥檚 version of their claim to fame. This strawberry shake is made with all real fruit and topped with a limeade popsicle for good measure.

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6. S鈥檓ores Freakshake: Do you love s鈥檓ores? Okay, that鈥檚 pretty normal. But do you love s鈥檓ores ENOUGH to gulp down this humongous freakshake topped with a brownie, a huge roasted marshmallow, whipped cream and gooey chocolate? Um YES!

7. The Ultimate Bloody Mary: Okay, Bloody lovers, we鈥檝e got another one for you. This completely amazing creation tops your favorite boozy treat with shrimp, bacon, asparagus, olives and mushrooms. Talk about a meal in a glass.

8. Cinnabun Milkshake: We鈥檙e not even 100% sure what鈥檚 going on here. This tower of cinnamon-y goodness is made with Cinnabun pastry, marshmallows, rainbow sprinkles and chocolate fudge鈥 And it even looks like there鈥檚 some Cinnamon Toast Crunch sprinkled around the bottom.


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9. Coconut-Topped Cocktail: Love tropical, coconut-flavored drinks? Mmmkay, well here鈥檚 a tasty drink for you that鈥檚 LITERALLY TOPPED WITH AN ENTIRE FREAKIN鈥 COCONUT. As if that wasn鈥檛 enough, there are also flower petals and pieces of fresh fruit involved.

10. Matcha Freakshake: Matcha (green tea) is a delicious addition to any snack, so it really gives this incredible freakshake a little somethin鈥 special. Also involved in this scrumptious creation are azuki beans, cookies and chiffon cake, because, why not?

11. Apple of My Freak: Another one from Patissez, this apple pie-flavored freakshake is ah-mazing. It鈥檚 whipped together with cinnamon streusel, vanilla bean mousse and dulce de leche, taking apple-inspired desserts to a completely new level.

12. Ferrero Dolshake: Talk about sweet. This gigantic shake combines what we can only assume is Ferrero Rocher chocolate with fresh strawberries, nuts, caramel and milk.

13. Healthy Freakshake: Let鈥檚 give our waistlines a bit of a break for a sec to focus on this healthy treat. With all that fresh fruit and mint, who needs sugary and creamy creations?

14. Mint Choc Shake: The answer to that last question? Us, that鈥檚 who! This mint chocolate creation is completely mind-boggling, and that dusting of crumbs around the glass doesn鈥檛 hurt.

15. The Bloody Jerk: Let鈥檚 end things on a savory note. You鈥檒l have to go to Harlem Restaurant in Toronto to get it, but this completely enormous Bloody Mary might just be worth the trip. Is that seriously a *fried chicken waffle* on top? Why yes, yes it is.

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