If you’re too cool to care, don’t say it — show it. The next time you woke up like this, literally can’t even, or straight up DGAF, these sassy, statement fashion essentials will spell it out for the world without your ever having to say a word. After checking out the 11 adorbs must-haves items below, pick up some jewelry to match, and throw on a pair of under-the-radar denim to complete your slay-worthy style.

1. Barber Fresh As a Daisy Muscle Tee ($60): This statement-making muscle tee upgrades your basic springtime floral with one to-the-point message.

2. Lost Cove Apparel Slogan Makeup Bag ($12): As beauty lovers can attest, there’s no tragedy quite like wasting high-end mascara on tears.

3. Sol Angeles Poolside V-Neck ($68): HBIC’s can now keep their priorities in check with this shirt that is beyond basic. If anybody calls, we’ll know where to find you — by the pool on a next-level float.

4. BLKANDNOIR Go Away Heart Necklace ($30): YAAASS. You and your bestie can rep your love and sass to your hearts’ content in these adorbs matching necklaces.

5. Private Party The Snuggle Is Real Tee ($52): Calling all cuddle-bugs! Here’s the most adorable statement tee of them all, made with ultra soft ‘n’ snuggly cotton and a message that we can all agree on.

6. Sub-Urban Riot Work Hard Loose Tee ($44): You tell ’em. If you act quickly, you can score one of these nearly sold out styles by Sub-Urban Riot. After all, it’s basically our mantra.

7. Live Love Survive Nope Raglan Tee ($24): This ultra-cute boat-neck tee really says it all for us. Not to mention that this classic color combo goes with every outfit and mood.

8. Yeezyshop Co Antisocial Social Club Hoodie ($30): Now here’s a club we want to join. Millennial pink + our new mantra = best buy ever.

9. WILDFOX Bikini Bod Roadtrip Sweater ($108): Um, can you say obsessed? That’s how we feel about this nude sweater that puts your bikini bod on display.

10. Lingua Franca Uh Huh Honey Embroidered Cashmere Sweater ($360): You can score an embroidered, cashmere sweater in the color of your choosing with hip hop inspired lyrics like these ones from Kanye’s hit, “Bound 2.” Uh huh, honey.

11. Wildfox Couture I’m Busy Micro Cashmere Blend Cardigan ($188): Finally, a sweater that gets you off the hook without you having to explain. After all, it’s not rude if your sweater says it for you.

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