50 Shades Darker stars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan will be hitting the silver screen together (check out the trailer!) for their movie’s release on the most romantic day of the year (AKA Valentine’s Day), giving couples everywhere some, ah, rather steamy ideas about how to celebrate (not to fret: We’ve got all the lingerie you could possibly ever need for the occasion here).

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When it comes to their own V-Day plans, however, you may be surprised at what they will (or won’t!) be doing.

Dashing any hopes and dreams that Jamie and his wife, Amelia Warner, would be acting out his onscreen scenes IRL, the Irish actor had to actually get a reminder about when exactly Valentine’s Day even is, telling E! that it’s not a huge deal for the couple.

“No, we won’t be going to see the film; what day is Valentine’s Day?” he asked. “What day? I will… um… we’re not big followers of it.”

That doesn’t mean they’re not super sweet with one another, however — quite the opposite, in fact. “I think it’s weird that one day of the year that you show your loved one that you love them… why don’t you do that…” “365?” the interviewer supplies helpfully.

“That’s what I think…” Jamie continues, adding, “I don’t quite ‘get’ the whole Valentine’s Day thing.”

And as for his sweetest moment of all with his very own leading lady? “I think proposing to my wife,” he said.

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 02: Actors Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson arrive at the premiere of Universal Pictures' "Fifty Shades Darker" at The Theatre at Ace Hotel on February 2, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)

Dakota, on the other hand, who killed it at the braid game for the premiere and reportedly split from her BF back in June, has even less of a to-do planned. “I’m going to be asleep,” she reportedly told the outlet.

Sheesh! What would Christian and Anastasia think!?

Do you have any big plans for V-Day? Share them over @BritandCo.

(h/t E!, photos via Gregg DeGuire + Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty)