Holy bajeezus. BABIES. Prepare yourself for irregularly scheduled barfing (both you and the kid), years of sleep deprivation, and, of course, the immeasurable joys of spawn. They don鈥檛 tell you this when you get one, but babies come with a hell of a lot of stuff. We mean loads and loads of stuff. It can be totally overwhelming, so we curated the 35 absolute best things for your baby registry聽鈥斅爏ome for the little nugget and a few provisions for you too.

1.聽Skip Hop Diaper Satchel聽($100): The heavens have opened up and delivered this 鈥淐helsea Downtown Chic鈥 diaper bag that looks like it came straight off the runway. Sure beats a changing table.

2.聽Margaux & May Muslin Swaddle Blankets ($30): You鈥檙e a grown up now. The term 鈥渂urrito baby鈥 no longer means you ate a big burrito.

3.聽Dragon Wooden Ceiling Mobile ($24): Stimulate your baby鈥檚 growing mind with colorful toys and mobiles. Plus, squeeeee! Tiny dragons!

4.聽Laundry Monster Baby Burp Cloths ($13): Do the math. One vomit-covered shoulder + another vomit-covered shoulder = two vomit-covered shoulders. Now add sloths.

5.聽Sophie the Giraffe ($23): Kids love Sophie so much. Yours is going to just eat her up鈥 because she鈥檚 a teether toy. And she鈥檚 French!

6.聽Babyletto Scoot Changer Dresser聽($350): Bad news. Most baby furniture is not going to jive with your mid-century modern house鈥 except for this stylish dresser/changer! Now you just need鈥 the matching crib.

7.聽Babyletto Scoot 3-in-1 Convertible Crib ($399): This crib will go all Transformers on you when your infant turns toddler. Hooray once again for adorably chic kiddo-friendly furnishings.

8.聽The Honest Company鈥檚 Diapers and Wipes Bundle聽($80/month): Jessica Alba won鈥檛 come wipe your baby鈥檚 butt (we checked), but her company will send you all the plant-based diapers and all-natural wipes you need every month. Also, they make聽dinosaur diapers!

9.聽GUND Stuffed Boo聽($25): The cutest baby in the world will need to be accompanied by the cutest dog in the world, clearly.

10.聽Motorola Wireless Video Baby Monitor聽($100): Spy on your offspring. This contraption has come a long way since the glorified walkie-talkies of the 1980s.

11.聽Boba Wrap Carrier ($40): Putting on this wrap-tastic carrier takes practice, but it鈥檚 oh-so-comfy for mummy and baby.

12.聽Babamoon Baby Bunny Hat聽($26): Nothing will ever be funnier and floppier than this hand-knit hat.

13.聽Three Sprouts Leopard Toy Chest聽($25): Babies take a lot of accessories! You鈥檙e going to need this cute chest to manage alllll the things.

14.聽Britax B-Agile and B-Safe Travel System聽($330): This baby鈥檚 got places to be, people. With a stroller and a car seat carrier, Britax has designed this travel system for the baby on the go.

15.聽OliveandBirch Where The Wild Things Are Printable Art ($5): A printable lifesaver for last-minute gift-givers鈥 or for that moment at the hospital when you realize you completely forgot to decorate the baby鈥檚 room.

16.聽FCTRY Mustachifier ($10): The 鈥淟adies Man,鈥 鈥淭he Gentlemen,鈥 and 鈥淭he Cowboy鈥 are all good choices for your child鈥檚 first facial hair.

17.聽Mama Roo 4 Infant Seat聽($220): Give your arms a break and let them bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce鈥 The hanging toys will keep their eyes and imaginations focused while you get some work done.聽

18.聽Pillowfort Mounted Stuffed Animal Heads ($20 each): We鈥檙e totally in love with the cute unicorn. Is it weird that we want to put these in our room instead of the nursery?

19.聽Skip Hop Pronto Changing Station ($30): This chevron-print fold-out pouch houses everything you need to handle poo like a pro, making it essential for public bathroom changing stations.

20.聽Baby Banana Toothbrush and Teether聽($8): There鈥檚 a reason this teething banana toothbrush is聽眉ber-popular with new mamas. Trust the banana.

21.聽Three Sprouts Chicken Hooded Towel ($18): Where is the adult version of this bath towel?? WE NEED IT.

22.聽Burt鈥檚 Bees 100% Natural Mama Bee Nourishing Body Oil ($9): Made with sweet almond and lemon oils and vitamin E, this nourishing moisturizer will soothe dry skin. There鈥檚聽a whole line of all natural skin care for mamas, babies, and everyone else from Burt鈥檚 Bees.

23.聽Avent Classic Infant Bottle Starter Kit聽($59): These puppies are BPA-free and come in a variety of sizes to get the milk flowing. Don鈥檛 forget the matching聽breast pump!

24. Babyganics On-the-Go Hand Sanitizer ($15, pack of three): Because babies are messy, you can never have enough hand sanitizer. This alcohol-, parabens-, and fragrance-free version is the perfect size to carry with you wherever you go.

25.聽Boon Flair Pedestal Highchair With Pneumatic Lift ($230):聽Is your baby a time traveler from the future? If so, she鈥檒l feel extra comfortable eating in this highchair/time machine.

26.聽twittleandtweet Let鈥檚 Hug It Out Onesie聽($18): Every single screen-printed onesie that Twiddle and Tweet makes is pure gold.

27.聽BabyBj枚rn Cradle ($350): Oh, gosh. You can get a canopy for this minimalist bassinet. Only the best for your little monster.

28.聽Tobbles Neo Toy ($27): We spoke with your unborn child and he said it鈥檚 okay if you play with these too.

29. Stokke Scoot Stroller ($699):聽Enough with wrangling a big, bulky stroller in and out of the door, car, and wherever you and your tot are heading. This stroller has multiple seating positions and folds up into a compact, easy-to-carry- size.

30. The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People聽by Jordan Reid and Erin Williams ($16):聽Once you hit the third trimester and it鈥檚 exhausting to move around, sit down with this hilarious activity book that will keep you distracted and entertained.

31.聽The First Years American Red Cross Deluxe Healthcare and Grooming Kit聽($20): Just in case you need to suck snot out of your baby鈥檚 nose鈥 which you will need to do, by the way, this kit has you covered.

32.聽Beaba Babycook Pro Food Processor and Steamer聽($150): In just 15 minutes, this gadget will turn raw food into baby food. Translation: This company is handing you an extra nap. Accept it.

33. My Breast Friend Deluxe Pillow ($35): Packing for the hospital? Don鈥檛 forget this nursing pillow, which boasts a serious cult-following with new moms.

34.聽Infantino Grow-With-Me Playtime Teepee ($70): This teepee is perfect for tummy time, exploring new toys鈥 and聽it鈥檚 a pretty wonderful place to hide from your in-laws in a pinch.

35.聽Jeni鈥檚 Splendid Ice Creams Blue Ribbon Baby Collection聽($75): Okay, okay, this one is for you. Cooking a baby in your belly is exhausting, but a hand-crafted pint of Banana French Toast goodness delivered right to your door will help. It even comes with a cute little onesie that you can use as a napkin until the baby arrives.

Did we miss something you and your kiddo can鈥檛 live without? Let us know聽@BritandCo!

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