Ellen DeGeneres never disappoints. She was a fantastic host at this year’s Oscars (still love that selfie), she has gorgeous homes decorated with her impeccable taste and she recently launched a lifestyle brand (we need all of it now — starting with these punny cards). Oh, and she continues to dance and entertain us Monday through Friday.

Ellen, like the rest of us, is prepping for the holidays and the first thing on her to do list is her annual holiday card with wife Portia de Rossi, which she revealed today on her show. We thought you could use the inspo for your own family greeting, so, without further ado — drumroll please…

This year, she decided to take on the Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine cover photo seen ’round the web and add her and her wife’s buns to it (okay, so maybe there was some Photoshopping going on here). We love that Ellen and Portia are not only wishing us a happy holiday, but also a shiny New Year ;) Guess we better start dancing more if these are the results.

The talk show host has made a habit of giving her holiday card a Kardashian theme. Last year’s was a topless bike ride with Portia a la Kanye West’s “Bound 2” video featuring Kim K.

The year before that, Ellen decided she wanted to join the annual, over-the-top Kardashian family photo and slide into her best Mrs. Claus skirt to channel her inner Kylie and Kendall (fierce, girl!). You + your fam could TOTALLY pull this off.

Have no fear Kardashian phobes, Ellen does have a holiday card idea for this year that is without a member of the royal E! family. We think *this* is her most clever one yet.

Which Ellen holiday card gives you the most laughs? What do you think about her topical take on holiday cards? Let us know in the comments below.