We already knew the unauthorized Britney Spears biopic was gonna be good (in that it has the chance to be so epically bad), and now the first trailer 鈥 full of head-shaving drama 鈥 has just confirmed all of our worst fears and best trainwreck-lovin鈥 dreams.

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鈥100 million records sold worldwide,鈥 the clip begins, reminding us (unnecessarily, TBH) of Britney Spears鈥 monumental success in the world of pop music. Opening with shots of the star walking through flashing cameras, it quickly turns to one of a hand holding hair clippers with (what鈥檚 supposed to be) Britney鈥檚 voice revealing, 鈥淚鈥檓 not going to say I was fine, 鈥榗ause I wasn鈥檛.鈥 Oh, girl, we KNOW.

From there, we see Natasha Bassett as the pop princess through all her head-shaving, partying, marrying days in a blur that鈥檚 meant to mimic Britney鈥檚 life during that specifically hectic period before cutting to, natch, her eventual comeback.

Though we鈥檙e willing to give the biopic a chance (why not, right?), we have to wonder if Britney will be watching when it hits Lifetime on February 18, or if she鈥檚 seen the trailer below.

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(h/t Perez Hilton; photo via Steve Jennings + Jamie McCarthy/Getty)