As if we weren’t already jealous of the Oscar nominees attending the 91st Academy Awards on Sunday, February 24, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, finding out what’s inside the insane (unofficial) goodie bags certainly did it.

Marketing company Distinctive Assets is the brain behind the Everyone Wins gift bags, which have been part of Oscar celebrations for almost 20 years. As they’ve done in past years, nominees in the Best Actor and Actress, Best Supporting Actor and Actress, and Best Director categories will receive gifts including absinthe, phobia-relief therapy sessions, and skincare and makeup products galore in the week leading up to Hollywood’s biggest night. (Photo via Rodin Eckenroth / Stringer/ Getty)

Featuring a blend of both practical and luxury items, like an all-inclusive Greek getaway, the over-the-top goodie bag values in at over six figures. And, of that, $70,000-worth is devoted strictly to beauty products and treatments, including a year’s supply of foundation, entire skincare collections, and endless facial rejuvenation procedures (more on that below).

The company doesn’t confirm the exact prices or number of each product included, but here’s what the 25 nominees, including Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Rami Malek, Melissa McCarthy, and Regina King, can expect:

  • Nannette de Gaspé beauty products, including the Bain Noir Cannabis Sativa Bath Soak Treatment
  • MZ Skin Lift & Lustre Golden Elixir Antioxidant Serum and Hydra-Bright Golden Eye Treatment Masks
  • A year’s supply of Oxygenetix Oxygenating Foundation
  • Blush & Whimsy Magical Color Changing Lipstick
  • Knotty Floss dental health products
  • INSTYTUTUM Result-Driven Skincare products
  • It’s a 10 Miracle Professional Haircare Dryer
  • Kusshi Makeup Bag + Organizer
  • Le Céline Confidence & Star Appeal Luxury Eyelashes
  • Virtually unlimited facial rejuvenation procedures from Konstantin Vasyukevich on NYC’s Upper East Side
  • Haircare systems from Organic Hair Care
  • High Beauty High Five Cannabis Facial Moisturizer and High Expectations Cannabis Facial Oil
  • VidaHair Growth Natural Hair Growth System
  • Salix Lotion, an all-natural hair-inhibiting product
  • The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer by Darren Tieste
  • CloSYS oral health care products
  • A luxury small-ship adventure with International Expeditions (choice of Amazon, Galapagos, Iceland or Costa Rica-Panama voyages)
  • Coda Signature premium cannabis-infused edibles, topicals, and concentrates
  • An annual VIP membership to MOTA ― LA’s first cannabis-friendly social club
  • Private phobia relief sessions with the world’s #1 phobia expert Kalliope Barlis
  • Jarritos-filled Yeti Coolers along with a commitment from Jarritos to donate a pallet of their great-tasting flavored soft drinks to a charitable event of the nominee’s choice
  • Premier handcrafted A. Junod Absinthe
  • Age Interventionist Renee Lynn’s CBDRxSupreme protocol
  • Personal training sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky
  • AP4GooD limited-edition art T-shirts
  • One-of-a-kind custom stained glass portraits from Artist John Thoman
  • A week-long Greek beachfront escape at Avaton Luxury Villas Resort
  • Chocolatines Chocouture Collection
  • Organic field-to-table dinner for two at Flora Farms (Los Cabos, Mexico)
  • A week of mind/body/spirit renewal at the famed Golden Door luxury wellness resort
  • Good Girl Chocolate treats
  • Happiest Tee luxury t-shirts
  • Love Is Stronger Than Hate tote bags and customized Stars of Hope
  • MILLIANNA fashion-inspired jewelry
  • Mister Poop Emoji Plunger
  • Three-day Luxury Wellness Retreat in Malibu
  • Poolside dinner from Nest Seekers International for nominee + friends prepared by celebrity chef at one of Shawn Elliott’s ultra-luxury listings
  • Optimum Nutrition Salted Toffee Pretzel Crisp Bars
  • Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookies
  • PETA Agent for Animals Spy Pens
  • Hand-crafted gourmet Posh Pretzels
  • Reian Williams fine art
  • Rouge Maple pure organic maple syrup and Glamour Gourmet gift set
  • Hands-free Safety Dog Leash
  • One-of-a-kind customized fragrances from Sue Phillips of Scenterprises
  • Soul Shropshire Soul Candles
  • Southern Wicked Lemonade all-natural lemonade moonshine
  • TAPS for Hope Afghan Lapis Bracelets
  • The Green Garmento Gigantote and reusable garment bags
  • Tru Niagen Age Better NAD-increasing dietary supplement
  • WSJ. Magazine with free subscription card
  • ZuZu Kim Couture Bow Tie

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