A Monday night episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians after a very special mime episode? What special occasion could possibly merit an even more special episode on a special day? Could it be a plot about Kris’s ears? Is it Khloé’s deteriorating relationship with Corey? Or could it be what we’ve known in hearts to be true for so long? Will our MVP finally admit that she’s making her own little MVP to fit in adorable little Good American clothes? Fingers crossed, y’all!
Before the big revelation, we have to deal with the fact that Corey has been talking about Khloé behind her back. You monster, she’s maybe pregnant! After hearing one too many instances of Corey saying that Khloé hates him, Kourtney insists that the two talk at a family function, but Corey avoids Khloé the whole time. Khloé tells Kris that she’s concerned and that she’ll try to work it out with Corey over lunch. At lunch, Corey and Khloé can’t agree on who’s being stand-offish to whom. Tristan encourages her to text Corey and keep things cordial, because Tristan’s the best and will maybe make a great dad if Khloé’s in fact pregnant. Eventually, Khloé invites Corey to Steve Harvey with her and he lint brushes her, so I guess they’re cool!
Ever since Kim made a comment about her ears, Kris is concerned that they’re too big and that she needs to get work done on them. She goes to a consultation with Dr. Jason Diamond, who tells her an earlobe reduction will take five to 10 years off of her face. Ummm, okay. I learn something new from the Kardashians every week, but I didn’t realize I knew so little about how ears age people.
Lest you think that this will end with a heartwarming realization that large earlobes are a part of the beautiful process of aging, Kris straight up gets chunks of her ear chopped off and with only a local anesthetic! I don’t know that her ears look all that different now, but perhaps it’s just thinking that she’s turned back the hands of time that makes all the difference? Kris continues to obsess over her earlobes and shows off dangling earrings to Kendall hoping that she’ll notice a huge difference. Kendall congratulates Kris once Kris pressures her into acknowledging her newfound ear confidence. You go, girl?
Khloé has been feeling bloated lately and has some trouble doing crunches. What could it possibly be? She discovers that she’s pregnant and OUR LONG SPECULATIVE NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER. She tells her assistant Alexa and Tristan but keeps it from her family in anticipation of a big family barbecue with Kardashian/Jenners and the Johnsons. After some awkward hugging and a shot of Kanye’s back, Khloé and Tristan finally reveal that she’s pregnant. Kris cries. Kylie cries over FaceTime, because we’re not allowed to see her in person this season for some reason. Kylie, can’t you see how good it feels for Khloé to be free from the burden of keeping a secret inside her tummy?? The water’s warm over here where we all admit how pregnant we are.
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