Mike White Needs To See This Brilliant 'White Lotus' Season 4 Fan Cast ASAP

Sandra Oh And Her Clueless Boy-Toy, Jacob Elordi

@tmurray06 This is the cast I want for White Lptus Season 4 #whitelotus #casting ♬ original sound - Tim Murray

Okay, so here’s the tea. In this The White Lotus season 4 fan cast, Sandra Oh has a sugar baby portrayed by Jacob Elordi, who’s just here for a good time and free Soufflé au Chocolat. (Of course, everything’s paid for by his ultra-wealthy sugar mama.)

Honestly, after watching our boy Jacob portray the kind-hearted but naive monster in Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein, I need more innocent roles like this from him to use as a palette cleanser from his ruthless portrayal of Nate Jacobs on Euphoria. I’m low-key loving the idea of him being Sandra Oh’s shirtless and clueless accessory as the two of them waltz around la Ville Lumière. Someone contact Mike White, stat.

​Bowen Yang and Michael Uri Are In a Heated Throuple Gone Wrong

Next up, we have Bowen Yang (Wicked) and Michael Urie (Ugly Betty), who are in a long-term relationship that involves a scorned third, who was not invited to France. You know how every season, someone dies a tragic death (mostly resulting in them floating lifeless in the pool?) Well, this time, it’s their scorned lover, played by none other than José David Sierra, best known as drag queen Jessica Wild.

​Bryan Cranston And Judith Light Are In The Worst Marriage Of All Time

I would literally give Mike White all my money just to see Judith Light check into the White Lotus Hotel. In this storyline, good ol’ Walter White (I mean, uh, Cranston) and Judith are celebrating their 50th anniversary, but it’s not exactly a romantic celebration. (Judith can’t stand her man.)

They’re visiting with their adult children, Meg Stalter (Too Much) and Sarah Paulson (American Horror Story). According to the TikToker, Paulson’s whole storyline is that “she doesn’t like the breakfast they’re serving at the hotel.” Why does this check out as an actual storyline on the show?

Meg’s older brother, played by Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth Sense), will also be joining the family on vacation. Though he has a much more uplifting role on the show, the TikToker says his “whole thing is being awesome.”

Lindsay Lohan, Elizabeth Olsen, and Keke Palmer Are Undercover Spies

Our fave millennials are secretly serving as undercover agents to scope out the resort for any funny business. The trio is also all single and seems like they could be this season’s version of Jaclyn, Kate, and Laurie from The White Lotus season 3. As we all know from previous seasons, they’re gonna find a whole lot of trouble along the way.

​Patti LuPone is The Diva Manager

Who better to play the manager of The White Lotus than the Broadway diva herself, Miss Patti LuPone? Honestly, pure genius casting. According to the TikTok user, LuPone will obviously sing at some point in this hypothetical season and will spend her time berating her protegé, portrayed by Kate Berlant.

While it’s been confirmed that The White Lotus season 4 will be set in Paris, the TikToker thinks it would be even better if it were set in Palm Springs, California, at Trixie Motel, owned by the popular drag queen Trixie Mattel. It might take some convincing to pull that one off, but fingers crossed we head out West for season 5.