Having an epic selfie wall covered with snaps of us posing alongside today鈥檚 biggest stars like it鈥檚 NBD definitely tops our bucket list. In fact, it鈥檚 in our Top 5. Right under #1) Perfectly replicating Elle Fanning鈥檚 bubblegum pink hair and #2) Scoring a Pokemon engagement ring.

Unfortunately, it鈥檚 a dream we have yet to realize, and we鈥檙e starting to think that maybe we should just follow in Lorenz Valentino鈥檚 footsteps. Let us explain! Lorenz AKA Dino has met aaaaall of today鈥檚 biggest stars 鈥 well, sort of 鈥 and his Instagram is filled with THE best selfies. Selfies that would make Kim K jealous (except when she鈥檚 in them, of course).

Dino has been expertly Photoshopping himself into pics for close to a year now and his Instagram feed is giving us all kinds of goals. We鈥檙e kiiiiind of obsessed, and we鈥檙e not alone! After Bored Panda featured his handiwork on their site, Lorenz鈥 number of Instagram followers jumped to close to 30K in just a few days, and his computer skills have been trending ever since.

It all started with Dino photobombing the iconic 1945 Times Square kiss, and it鈥檚 only gotten better from there. We figured Dino was just superimposing his awesome self into his fave photographs, but as he told us in a hilarious interview, that鈥檚 not the case at all. At. All.

First off: He insists that the dinosaur costume isn鈥檛 a costume. 鈥淚t was in 1945 when my dino friends and I thought that it was time for me to become famous,鈥 he said, totally serious, when we spoke earlier this week. 鈥淭o show the world that there are still dinos out there. I started to connect with people that know people that know people 鈥 it was just the right time for a dino to become famous. In those tough times, I felt it was necessary for people to have a dino to hold onto!鈥

So how does Dino choose the celebrities he hangs with? 鈥淯sually, my friends choose me,鈥 he clarifies. 鈥淚 mean, they just really want to hang out with me. Of course, I don鈥檛 get along with all the celebs. I鈥檓 a Belieber and Selena, well, she isn鈥檛 anymore. As you can see, my friends are just the most popular ones, and I like that!鈥

Once an A-list costar is chosen, it鈥檚 鈥渏ust like any modelling job. First, there is the setup of equipment,鈥 he explains. 鈥淭hen the photographer gets ready, we get dressed, get makeup 鈥 there are a lot of people behind this. Just think about all the lighting and the cameras! I wouldn鈥檛 be able to do all that myself, right?!鈥

Asked to pick one star he鈥檇 love to pose with in real life, Dino wastes no time naming Ellie Goulding, and being completely shocked by our question. 鈥淲hat do you mean in real life?! Like, if I wasn鈥檛 a dino? That鈥檚 difficult to imagine, but I think I鈥檇 have a much better chance of dating Ellie. I did have some great pick-up lines, but we never had more than a job or two together. She sees me as a friend. She needs a diamond on her finger鈥 a dino diamond!鈥

If you love Dino and his funny celebrity selfie series as much as we do, keep your eyes peeled for him to pop up on YouTube next. 鈥淪ocial media is great!鈥 he gushes. 鈥淚鈥檒l certainly keep doing this, but it only works if the jobs keep coming and my followers stick with me!鈥 We鈥檒l stick with you until the next Ice Age, Dino!

Which one celeb would you love to take a selfie with? Tweet us @BritandCo.

(h/t Bored Panda. Featured image via @LorenzValentino)