64 Creative No-Carve Pumpkin Ideas to Make This Halloween

Beth Wischnia
Oct 09, 2015

Sure, Halloween is one of the most DIYable holidays of the year — there are Halloween costumes to make, Halloween food and CANDY to prep and Halloween parties to throw — but sometimes after all the planning (showoffs!), you’re pooped when it comes down to something like decorating pumpkins. Of course, that doesn’t mean you have to forgo the festive decor completely (only come to terms with the fact you won’t be chowin’ down on those delicious pumpkin seeds this season). Whether you’re a busy girl, part of a family looking to start a new tradition or simply *forgot* to pick up carving knives at your local store, we’ve compiled a mother load of no-carve pumpkin ideas for you to make this holiday. Scroll through for 64 colorful + creative ideas you can pull off with just the DIY supplies you probably already have laying around your home.

1. Sequin Dot Pumpkin: Polka dots are always cute, but sequin polka dots are always better ;) (via Sugar & Cloth)

2. Decoupage Pumpkin: This has to be one of the prettiest ways to style a pumpkin. You just need some Mod Podge + fun paper! (via Brit + Co)

3. Gold Leaf Patterned Pumpkin: Yes, you can add a chic touch to your decor with a *pumpkin*. (via Brit + Co)

4. Frozen‘s Elsa Pumpkin: Every pumpkin should know what it’s like to be a Disney princess. (via A Pumpkin & a Princess)

5. Glitter-Dipped Pumpkin: Bring on the glam and the glitter. Don’t forget you can mix different metallic glitters and get super sparkly effect. (via Brit + Co)

6. Rainbow Confetti Pumpkin: Rainbow confetti brings a cheery vibe to this white pumpkin. Such a cute way to add some color! (via Made With Happy)

7. Cactus Pumpkin: Bet not a lot of people would expect to see a cactus pumpkin on your doorstep. These are super simple to DIY and are a major conversation starter. (via Aww, Sam)

8. Sugar Skull Pumpkin: Add these colorful creations to your next Halloween party decor and get ready for compliments. (via Brit + Co)

9. Colored Tissue Paper Pumpkin: If you’re crafty (which you *are*), you prob already have everything you need to create these colorful pumpkins. (via Fresh American Style)

10. Galaxy Art Pumpkin: We wish all galaxy nebula looked as pretty as this pumpkin. (via The Swell Designer)

11. Bright Brad Pumpkin: Who said office supplies can’t double as creative pumpkin decor? Someone who’s never seen this masterpiece, THAT’S WHO. (via A Subtle Revelry)

12. Oil Pastel Colored Pumpkin: How gorgeous are these?! They actually look like art. (via Aunt Peaches)

13. Bright Ombre Pumpkin: Let’s be honest — your pumpkin should not miss out on the ombre trend. (via The Daily Quirk)

14. Drip Art Pumpkin: Another pumpkin project fit for a kid, these are literally impossible to mess up. The more color layers, the cooler they’ll turn out. (via Yahoo Makers)

15. Glitter Pumpkin: A little gold glitter only makes things better — trust us. (via Nest of Posies)

16. Thumbtack Message Pumpkin: Say it with *gold thumbtacks.* All spooky words are welcome. (via CountryLiving)

17. Golden Doily Pumpkin: The design on these doilies is vintage-y and pretty, while the gold takes it to the next level. (via 17 Apart)

18. Sprinkle Silhouette Pumpkin: Sweeten things up with a colorful, fun touch — sprinkles! Create any silhouette your heart desires. (via A Joyful Riot)

19. Gold Confetti-Dipped Pumpkin: These pumpkins were *meant* to be seen. (via Popsugar)

20. Grumpy Cat Pumpkin: Because Grumpy Cat deserves to be part of your Halloween decor. (via @pinkishlypink)

21. Pumpkin Stack: Basically, you’re creating a totem pole of pumpkins, which is awesome. (via Brit + Co)

22. + 23. Chic Pumpkins: Black and white stripes give this pumpkin instant chicness, while gold studs are an insanely simple way to add a touch of style to a pumpkin. (via Brit + Co)

24. Fruit Basket Pumpkin: Think of these as a gentle reminder to trick-or-treaters to not eat TOO much candy ;) (via Hey, Let’s Make Stuff)

25. Spikey, Studded Pumpkin: This is as close to a rock star pumpkin as you can get. (via The Happy Tulip)

26. Marbled Pumpkin: Best thing about this marbling technique is that no two pumpkins will be the same. (via Momdot)

27. Emoji Pumpkin: Choose an emoji, any emoji… and get ready for some serious laughs. (via Brit + Co)

28. Spiderweb Pumpkin: This is the definition of pretty-scary. The glittery sheen really makes it eye-catching. (via Freutcake)

29. Glitzy Monogrammed Pumpkin: This is not your average pumpkin — it’s classy, glitzy and a cool way to add a monogram to your Halloween decor. (via Unoriginal Mom)

30. Neon Paint-Dipped Pumpkin: Brighten up the night with a punchy, neon color on some pumpkins. These are great to do with kids — they can have fun flipping them over and watching the paint drip into a cool design. (via A Night Owl)

31. Hipster Pumpkin: These are so simple to make and are really funny. Have fun with different hipster-approved accessories! (via @prettyprovident)

32. Candy Pumpkin: Peppermints and jelly beans make great snacks, but also great embellishments for a pumpkin. Think about what other designs you could make with different candy. (via BuzzFeed Life)

33. Lace Pumpkin: Add a slightly goth but still-pretty vibe to your Halloween decorations this year. (via Honestly WTF)

34. Ice Cream Cone Pumpkin: This is co clever and cute. Bring some sweetness to your front doorstep! (via Martha Stewart)

35. Chain Ghost Pumpkin: That guy has gotta be the trendiest ghost ever. Who’d expect to see that on a pumpkin, anyway? Super unique. (via Lacquer and Linen)

36. Cinderella-Themed Pumpkin: If this won’t make your kid happy (and the inner kid in you), we don’t know what will. (via @katlynparker21)

37. Gratitude Pumpkin: Only good vibes come from this pumpkin. Write what means the most to you. (via One Artsy Mama)

38. Gold Leaf Splatter Pumpkin: This design makes it look like a pumpkin was your drop cloth when you were creating a really rad painting. (via Suite One Studio)

39. Copper Striped Pumpkin: Just a touch of copper takes these little pumpkins from 0 to 100 real quick. (via Homey Oh My!)

40. Beach Ball Pumpkin: Even though it’s getting chilly out, hang on to summer vibes with this cute beach ball pumpkin. (via Paint the Gown Red)

41. Splatterware Pumpkin: The blue and white are not your typical Halloween colors, so this pumpkin is a fresh spin on the typical holiday decor. (via CountryLiving)

42. Marker-Drawn Owl Pumpkin: This owl looks more crafty than creepy, right? Switch up the colors so it works with your home’s vibe. (via @arkography)

43. Fabric-Painted Pumpkin: You can double up and use these as Thanksgiving decor, too. Get some fabric paint in colors that remind you of fall. (via A Beautiful Mess)

44. Hudson Bay Blanket Pumpkin: This pumpkin is classic-meets-cool and would be cool decor year round. (via CountryLiving)

45. Doodled Pumpkin: We love this wooden design, but you can really do anything with a permanent marker + a pumpkin. Add kitten for extra cuteness. (via Cosmopolitan)

46. Gilded Words Pumpkin: This is the time to test your handwriting skills. You might want to practice first! It’s worth it in the end because the result is SO pretty. (via @cautiouslyobsessed)

47. Silhouette Pumpkin: Go for an old-school black and white pumpkin this year. It’s a really cool take on the classic Victorian silhouette. (via @sarah_702parkproject)

48. Message on a Pumpkin: Let the pumpkins do the talking for you. (via George Street Photo & Video)

49. Caterpillar Pumpkin: The more pumpkins, the better/longer your caterpillar will be! (via Better Homes and Gardens)

50. Wrecking Ball Pumpkin: This pumpkin came in like a wrecking ball ;) (via Cool Pumpkin Designs)

51. Mustache Pumpkin: These pumpkins mustache you a question. Why are you not using mustaches on your pumpkin yet? (via Annilygreen)

52. Mickey Mouse Pumpkin: This unmistakable character also makes for a really cute pumpkin. Who knew? (via Meowchie’s Hideout)

53. Decoupage Leaf Pumpkin: Nature can totally be inspo for your pumpkin decorating this year, BTW. (via Huffington Post)

54. Monsters Inc. Pumpkin: Set this one up on your front steps so the legs hang down and he looks like he’s hanging out. (via Hative)

55. Mummy Pumpkin: Just wrap this guy up and he’ll be all set. Add on some eyes and make him even creepier. (via Better Homes & Gardens)

56. Stairwell Surprise Pumpkins: Spell out a word like BOO, HALLOWEEN or TRICK OR TREAT on pumpkins and then place them on your staircase, front porch or windowsill. (via CountryLiving)

57. Minions Pumpkin: Choose your favorite Minion and get painting. Googley eyes are key. (via ParentMap)

58. Creepy Eyeball Pumpkin: If you think about it, a pumpkin is actually the perfect shape to make a super creepy eyeball. (via BuzzFeed Life)

59. Hello Kitty Pumpkin: Make sure she’s wearing a Halloween-themed hat for this one! (via BuzzFeed Life)

60. Chalkboard Pumpkin: Break out your chalkboard paint and get ready to doodle. (via CountryLiving)

61. Cross-Stitched Pumpkin: Get ready to use your needle and thread in an entirely new way. (via CountryLiving)

62. Photo Collage Pumpkin: Your pumpkin decor can be sentimental this year. Make everyone who sees it say, “Awww.” (via Sugar and Charm)

63. Tangled Web Pumpkin: See how many times you can wrap cotton twine around a pumpkin, but make sure your spider has room to crawl! (via BuzzFeed Life)

64. Pop Culture Pumpkin: A Britney Spears-themed pumpkin would be epic. Just saying… (via @jettsmommy19)

Which no-carve pumpkin is your favorite? Share your thoughts with us in the comment section below.

Additional reporting by Sarah Landrum + Cinnamon Janzer

Jennifer Aniston To Reboot Dolly Parton’s Hilarious ’80s Comedy “9 to 5”

Get ready to see your favorite unintentional workplace feminists hit the screen with Jennifer Aniston's reimagining of the classic comedy 9 to 5. It debuted in theaters in the early '80s, and it actually helped people start having real conversations about barriers women faced while working.

It's true that we've seen advancements since then, but we're still living in a time where certain laws (hi, reproductive rights!) have the underbelly of reverting back to a time where women didn't have a voice or choice when it came to things like working outside the home, voting, or even buying a house of their own.

Many of the women I know work in more traditional 9 to 5 roles, so it'll be interesting to see how Jennifer Aniston plans to approach this move in a modern way. Keep reading for the deets on everything we know!

What's the original plot for 9 to 5?

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The 1980 version of 9 to 5 follows three women — Doralee Rhodes (Dolly Parton), Violet Newstead (Lily Tomlin), and Judy Bernly (Jane Fonda) — as they navigate working for their sexist and cringey boss Franklin Hart, Jr. (Dabney Coleman). Through trial and error, they eventually find a way to outwit the system that's pitted against them to demand to be treated with respect in the workplace.

It's full of hilarious moments and one-liners that helped solidify it's importance in pop culture.

Who is Jennifer Aniston producing "9 to 5" with?

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Per The Hollywood Reporter, Jennifer Aniston and her Echo Films partner Kristin Hahn are producing the new adaptation of 9 to 5.

Aniston will produce the project that is in development through her Echo Films banner, alongside her partner Kristin Hahn. Oscar-winning Juno writer Diablo Cody will pen the script. She’s also written movies like Jennifer’s Body and, most recently, Lisa Frankenstein, starring Cole Sprouse and Kathryn Newton.

Who's in the cast of the new "9 to 5"?

Unfortunately it seems like the reboot of 9 to 5 is in the early stages. As soon as cast news is shared, we'll be sure to share it with you.

Honestly, I'd love to see Reese Witherspoon or Anne Hathaway make an appearance!

Who is writing the new "9 to 5" script?

Okay, this is a good one! Diabolo Cody, known for her amazing work on Juno and Lisa Frankenstein, will be applying her talents to the new script for 9 to 5.

Was there ever a spin-off of 9 to 5? 

Yes! 9 to 5 became a sitcom on ABC where it ran from 1982 to 1983. Then two years ago Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Dolly Parton reunited to celebrated the greatness of 9 to 5 in a documentary called Still Working 9 to 5.

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Here's What Katy Perry Just Said About Whether She'll Finally Marry Orlando Bloom

My S.O. will probably tell you that I randomly belt out, "Baby you're a firework" several times a day because I can't get enough of the way Katy Perryactively encourages people to b their full selves. It's something she strives to do in her career and personal life as evidenced by her public relationship with the actor Orlando Bloom. Yes, the same man who deliciously played Legolas in The Lord of the Rings and Will Turner in The Pirates of the Caribbean.

Now that I'm done catching my breath, it's recently occurred to me that these two are still in the wedding planning stage despite getting engaged all the way back in 2019. I'm certainly not knocking it, but I thought it'd be fun to revisit their relationship timeline to see how their love story began. Let's get into all things Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom!

Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom's Relationship Timeline

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January 2016

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom met in 2016 while attending an afterparty once the Golden Globes ended. Per People, the “Firework” singer bonded with an American Idol contestant and excitedly shared how her paths crossed with Orlando. “So I had my security guard grab 10 In-N-Outs and all of a sudden I see my boyfriend’s hand — he wasn’t even sitting at our table — he just swoops in and he grabs it and I was like, ‘Hey that my burger,’” she recalled.

Orlando later revealed a little more about that moment when talking to The Times in 2018. He revealed he wasn’t really aware of her work before meeting her.

February 2016

Things apparently went well for the two because Orlando didn’t waste time introducing Katy to he and Miranda Kerr’s son Flynn. A source revealed to Peoplethat the two attended the birthday party of Robert Downey, Jr.'s son at the time.

"They were laughing, playing music and joking around with Flynn...Katy looked very comfortable at the kids party," according to the source.

May 2016

Right before the summer of 2016, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom announced their relationship via Instagram. As evidenced by her caption, “We cannes’t,” the couple were enjoying the bliss of being in Cannes, France at the time.

August 2016

One half of this lovely duo was spotted in the nude during another vacation and it’s an understatement to say the pics went viral. While Katy chose to don a bikini, Orlando decided to let loose — literally — and those sneaky paparazzi captured him in all of his glory.

He told Elle UK in 2017, “We’d been completely alone for five days. Nothing around us. There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free.”

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February 2017

Sadly the couple broke up in 2017 and this caused their reps to release a statement to People in order to control any narratives that may have stemmed from it. “Before rumors or falsifications get out of hand, we can confirm that Orlando and Katy are taking respectful, loving space at this time,” the statement said.

Two sources gave different reasons for their split, but E! News reported that an insider said, "...they did discuss a future together during their relationship. They had an enormous amount of love for one another."

Despite their breakup, Orlando Bloom insisted there wasn't anything horrible about their breakup in his Elle UKinterview. "It's good. We're all grown-up. She happens to be someone who is very visible, but I don't think anybody cares what I'm up to. Nor should they. It's between us. It's better to set an example for kids and show that [break-ups] don't have to be about hate"

April 2018

Time does heal wounds in some instances because Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were seen spending more time together again. The singer shared an Instagram photo of them greeting Pope Francis and showing their support for The Cura Foundation with her fans.

September 2018

By the fall of 2018, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were definitely an item again. They appeared on their first red carpet together at The Global Ocean Gala and looked stunning. Elle even reported the two took a picture with Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco.

December 2018

In a hilarious turn of events, Katy Perry found herself winning a date with Orlando Bloom after she outbid an eager fan during the One Love Malibu Festival charity auction. A fan account on Instagram shared a video of the Katy saying, "You can do a motorcycle ride with him to a lunch destination to have lunch with Orlando freaking Bloom. That also means that when you are on the motorcycle with him you’re holding him in a way that I am not excited about."

Honestly, same Katy.

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February 2019

The pair must've joyfully rang in the New Year in 2019 because they Katy happily took to Instagram to give fans a close-up look at her engagement ring from Orlando. She wrote, "full bloom" as her caption so there was no mistaking that she and Orlando were taking their relationship to the next step.

Katy opened up about how his proposal went when she appeared on Capital Breakfast with Roman Kemp a few months later. "It was Valentine's Day...[Orlando]'s, like, clean-shaven. He's not wearing tennis shoes. I was like 'Ah, sh*t, something is going down,'" she happily shared.

March 2019

They moved in together right after getting engaged and this seemed to work better for everyone. A source told People, "Since they are engaged, it was just a natural step for them to live together."

June 2019

It wasn't long before people began wondering what Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's wedding plans were, but the two have never been in a rush to walk down the aisle. Instead, Katy had this to say during an appearance on KISS Breakfast With Tom & Daisy: "One step at a time. Definitely trying to lay the good emotional foundation for the lifetime of commitment, which is like a big deal"

August 2019

Orlando shared Katy's sentiments and reiterated them when he stopped by the Today show in 2019. He told Willie Geist, "It’s important to me that we are aligned — I’ve been married and divorced and I don’t want to do it again..."

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December 2019

While the couple were never in a rush to have a wedding, they ultimately decided to push things back as reported by US Weekly. A source told the outlet, "They changed the timing due to the location they want," and that makes sense. Planning a wedding often involves making sure venues, caterers, and more will be available during the time a couple is thinking about getting married.

February 2020

Things carried on as usual for the couple with Katy sharing a snapshot of the two on Instagram a couple of months later. They were celebrating a year of being engaged and her caption reads, "one year ago I said yes to a life of love and evolution... and definitely never a dull moment 😜."

March 2020

The next month is when Katy Perry revealed that she and Orlando were expecting their first baby together! She shared a brief video clip of her single "Never Worn White" on Instagram and basically let fans know she was pregnant. It's hard to miss her soul-deep smile and glow.

April 2020

The video for "Never Worn White" seemed to hint at the gender of Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's baby, but the singer officially confirmed it on an Instagram post promoting her single "Daisies." She wrote, "🌼 The first single from #KP5 is called #DAISIES and she’s coming MAY 15, 2020 🌼," in her caption and the crowd went wild!

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August 2020

Later that year, UNICEF posted a photo of Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom holding their newborn's hand on Instagram to announce she'd arrived. The organization told fans via their caption that the couple were overjoyed about their daughter's birth. "We are floating with love and wonder from the safe and healthy arrival of our daughter," the organization shared in its caption.

Orlando couldn't help but gush over his little girl during a brief virtual appearance for The Ellen Show. He said, "...she sort of looked like a bit like my mum so then I got a little bit confused because Katy's breast feeding this mini-me/my mum/who’s she going to look like next."

January 2021

And when Katy Perry performed during Joe Biden's inauguration, Orlando was right there cheering her on! He gleefully shared a BTS clip of her on Instagram and wrote, "One day our little girl will grow up and see her mother play her part in a moment in history that we hope will heal, we hope will unite, we hope, we love ❤️ One proud partner here with a tear of joy 🇺🇸🎆🙏." BRB, I have to grab tissues.

September 2021

When Katy Perry accepted a prestigous award at Variety's Power of Women in 2021, she gave a heartfelt message that spoke of the two greatest loves in her life — Orlando Bloom and their daughter Daisy. "....[Orlando] an incredible father [and] an example to our greatest gift ever, our daughter Daisy — a future powerful woman. I pledge to you to do my best to be an example of one, to never put limits on your dreams, to lead with love, never through fear, and to always be your lighthouse in any darkness..."

January 2022

Orlando also showed his support for Katy when she was in Las Vegas for her residency. He shared a goofy picture of him BTS with her on Instagram and wrote, "There’s a new act on the #vegas strip @katyperry so proud of you. Let’s all go#play 🍄🚀 HNY❤️," as his caption.

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May 2022

Appearing on Chelsea Handler's podcast Dear Chelsea, Katy got real about her and Orlando attending therapy together. "We love it because it keeps us in tune...and so when you want to come back to being normal in a domesticated world where you have a child and stuff like that, you have to really learn how to be kind of different out there in the big and in the small," she said.

We love a couple who attends therapy together!

February 2023

Orlando also revealed to Flaunt that things can be challenging for the couple. He said, "Her pool is not a pool that I necessarily understand, and I think my pool is not a pool that she necessarily understands. Sometimes things are really, really, really, challenging. I won’t lie. We definitely battle with our emotions and creativity."

April 2024

Now here we are in 2024 and the blushing couple are still very much in love. They attended the 10th Annual Breakthrough Prize Event earlier this month and look elegant in their black-tie outfits.

As far as their wedding plans are concerned, Katy Perry shared what she plans to do once she leaves American Idol. Per Parade, she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and said, "I think this probably will be my last show, my last season forIdol. I mean, I love Idolso much. It’s connected me with the heart of America, but I feel like I need to go out and feel that pulse to my own beat."

She didn't explicitly talk about when she's getting married to Orlando bloom but we'll cross our fingers for a beautiful wedding either this year or in 2025.

Do you think Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are getting married soon? Let us know in the comments and follow the conversation on Facebook!

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15 Stunning Zillow Houses For Sale That Only Chuck And Blair Could Afford

I love looking at Zillow listings as much as the best of us, but absolutely nobody loves daydreaming about all the outrageously beautiful (and costly) houses for sale more than my mother-in-law. She finds the most gorgeous gems across the country, saving them all for when she inevitably wins the lottery (if anyone would, it's her TBH) and can take her pick of the housing litter. Instead of gatekeeping these jaw-dropping homes, I had her send them my way so I can share them with you! So without further ado, here are 15 of most insanely stunning — and insanely expensive — Zillow houses for sale right now.

Beach Houses

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East Hampton Beach Cottage

Cost: $44,500,000

The Hamptons are known for their clean, chic shingle architectural style, and this "cottage" is no exception to that. And while I absolutely adore the inside of this home, it's the grounds that really get me at the end of the day. Think about all the beautiful backyard dinner parties you could throw!

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Destin Beach House Destination

Cost: $4,100,000​

Who needs a time share in Destin when you could own all this?! This airy, beautiful house takes coastal home style to the next level. I love the sandy, earthy tones paired with the light blues and open space. And for less than 10% of the Bridgehampton beauty above, this is basically a steal, right? 😉​

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Marvelous Marco Island Getaway

Cost: $5,450,000

I vacation on Marco every year with my in-laws, but I can PROMISE you our one-bedroom timeshare (that I love) isn't anywhere near this stunning super home. Swipe through photos to see how gorgeously staged this multi-million dollar home is — I promise it won't disappoint!

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Laguna Beach Beauty

Cost: $21,500,000

Obviously Laguna Beach is known for so much more than the hit MTV show, but I can't untangle the two. So in my mind, this is the home Lauren Conrad's parents worked on in Season 1 Episode 1 — a $20+ million dollar stunner that I would later stare at on Zillow. It's not true, but wouldn't it be fun?

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California Dream House

Cost: $55,000,000

Not only is this a dream house because of how it looks, but also because I could only afford this in my literal wildest dreams. Unless someone decides to discover me on the New York streets for the funny, talented gal my parents think I am, this is strictly a mood board manifestation moment. (But, what if?!)

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At Home In The Hamptons

Cost: $79,995,000

Oh, how I could wax poetic about this $80 million Bridgehampton beauty. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Ya know...the one I would love to have in this very house? Just lounging, living luxuriously? That imaginary inheritance I daydream about could reaaaaaally come in handy right about now.

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Fantastic Florida Beach Cottage

Cost: $9,950,000

In case you can't tell, none of these homes are "cottages" outside of their aesthetic. While this six bedroom, four bathroom may look humbler than the rest, the cost should indicate what we're working with here. Each room is so perfectly curated, and to have all this right in the heart of Naples is absolutely everything. I could see myself sitting by that fire for SURE.

Condos & Townhouses

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Gorgeous Georgetown Condo

Cost: $5,495,000

DC is more than just Capitol Hill, and this Georgetown Condo proves it! The natural light, the natural wood accents, and the big, airy rooms make this home a welcomed reprieve in on of the busier U.S. cities. And while you're getting a lot in a small package (three bedrooms for $5+ million...😭), you're really paying for the neighborhood. Georgetown really is full of beautiful townhouses, great restaurants and bars, and overall good vibes.

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Upper East Side Excellence

Cost: $65,000,000

Hello, Upper East Siders...Zillow Girl here! All jokes aside, this $65 million townhouse is giving all the old money luxe that Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf would settle into quite nicely. The molding, the wraparound staircases, and the sheer size alone are something else, but the biggest surprise here? TEN BATHROOMS. TEN!!!!!!

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Totally Airy Brooklyn Townhouse

Cost: $6,950,000

Good new, girls! This totally killer townhouse had a $300,000 price cut last month, bringing it to...just under $7 million! While I try to fix my eye twitch after writing that, scroll through to see the gorgeousness that is this literal mid-century modern four-story home. It's like a little (big) oasis in the middle of the big city!

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Beautiful Turn-Of-The-Century Brooklyn Townhouse

Cost: $6,995,000

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Carroll Gardens in my dream neighborhood. It's got all the Brooklyn charm with its brilliant brownstones, lively dining scene, and tree-lined streets. Plus, it's so incredibly close to Prospect Park for all your summer strolls with the kids or the dogs or yourself or whomever! And while I could go on and on about the location, the townhouse itself is kitschy with it's mix of classic and modern details.

Mountain And Lake Houses

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Charming Wyoming Ranch House

Cost: $8,199,000

It feels a little silly to call a nearly $10 million home "charming," but here we are. This modern ranch-style mountain house looks unassuming from the outside. And the four-bedroom inside is really nice, too, don't get me wrong. But what really makes this worth it, if I had to guess? The freaking VIEW. Can you imagine sipping your coffee and staring off into that horizon every morning? Yes, please. I would like one of these.

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Cozy North Carolina Castle

​Cost: $7,500,000

Ah yes, nothing cozier than a literal castle-sized house in Appalachia. In all seriousness, the dark wood accents give you that almost cabin-esque feel that the mountain range so obviously calls for. With 10 bedrooms, this is the perfect retreat for your family get-togethers! You can enjoy each other's company across the estate, or you could...find a little hiding spot and nobody would know the wiser. 😉​

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Sante Fe Getaway

Cost: $3,375,000

The most affordable of the bunch, this single-story Sante Fe residence is a dream-come-true! You've got lake views, trails, and even a golf course if that's your thing! My personal favorite part of this lovely little home, however, is the wine cellar. Can you imagine being like, "Yeah, just go grab a bottle from the wine cellar"?! Like I said, dream-come-freaking-true!

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Lovely Michigan Lake House

Cost: $3,649,000

The windows alone are enough to make this house the dreamiest escape, let alone the private and super exclusive access to Lake Michigan. This home may only have three bedrooms and four bathrooms, but each room feels intentional, spacious, and utterly luxurious. I'd definitely dip my toes in that water!

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