We love a good gluten-free hack, we crave the recipe for that “wow, really?!” vegan dish and, psh, we could chug green smoothies by the blender-full. But, shh. We also love a so-bad-it’s-gotta-be-good, I-can-feel-the-grease-through-the-screen hunka heartburning food porn, too. So when we saw Dude Foods blogger Nick Chipman’s latest creation on First We Feast, we had to give it up. And pour out some Pepto for our new hoagie homie. Wrap your head (eek, and your jaw) around the Alphabet Sandwich:
From A to Z, this is the list of the 26 items in Nick’s whopper-of-a-sandwich:
Italian sausage patty
Krispy Kreme donut
Macaroni and cheese
Queso blanco dip
Xylocarp (coconut) [Ed note: oof.]
The ABC sando might not have been stacked without the McEverything, a leaning tower of $140.33 worth of 43 McDonald’s sandwiches. Super Duper Size.
Well, this is a delicious Before-and-After. Knowing that one is the loneliest number when it comes to sweets, Nick combined our favorite cookie with a top breakfast treat. And added frosting. Calories — who’s counting? #notus
Make your burger better by battering and frying it in a breading of your favorite salty snackers and you have the Deep-Fried Doritos Burger.
The way to a man’s heart might be through his stomach and the way to ours is, well, the same. But we especially love dudes with the DIY spirit. Nick says one of his favorite parts about the site is seeing how some people get so hungry for his creations that they make their own at home. That’s a chain reaction we know and support and proves our theory that makers come in all types — even the Doritos-crusted kind.
Would you take a bite out of the Alphabet Sandwich? What’s the wackiest concoction you’ve ever cooked up?