We loveHouse of Cards聽more than sharks love blood, and since it comes back to Netflix on February 27, we鈥檝e been busy planning a viewing party with some of our closest compatriots. We found everything you need, from party games and food to cocktails and decorations, to transport yourself to Washington, DC 鈥 no snow required. Just make sure everyone stays away from the Metro. If you haven鈥檛 watched yet, be warned: There are spoilers ahead!

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1.聽Freddy鈥檚 BBQ Joint Grilling Apron ($20): Obviously, you鈥檙e going to be making some barbecue ribs for the event. Keep your Claire Underwood duds clean and crisp with Freddy鈥檚 apron.

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2.聽House of Cards Against Humanity: This printable version of Cards Against Humanity is perfect for figuring out which one of your friends is the most conniving. After all, there鈥檚 no shame in the Underwood game.

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3.聽In Underwood We Trust Mug ($14): Keep your Netflix binge going well into the night with mugs of coffee. Not that you鈥檒l be able to sleep after watching everything go down.

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4.聽Underwood 2016 Bumper Sticker ($7): What鈥檚 a party without good favors? Besides, you鈥檒l want to show that you support Frank. Who knows what he鈥檇 do to anyone who supports his opponents?

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5.聽Dress Like Claire Underwood: As the hostess, you鈥檒l want to be as polished and flawless as Claire would be when having company over. A chic pair of glasses and some sleek black power heels should do just the trick. (via Tatiana鈥檚 Delights)

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6.聽Freddy鈥檚 BBQ Joint T-Shirt ($17): Or you could go casual and show your support for the best BBQ around.

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7.聽Paperless Post Invite: Send digital invites to your聽supporters that hint at the inaugural ball that we hope (fingers crossed) we get to see in the first episode. That would be a doozy.

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8.聽Freddy鈥檚 Sticky Saucy Barbecued Ribs: Chef Curtis Stone tried his hand at replicating Freddy鈥檚 famous ribs. These are guaranteed to be mind-blowing. (via Community Table)

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9.聽Deck of Playing Cards ($20): In between episodes, gather everyone around for a quick card game. Or don鈥檛, since Frank doesn鈥檛 approve of such useless things. In that case, you can use them to decorate.

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10.聽Playing Card Decorations: Keep the party festive with these easy card decorations, using either a regular pack of playing cards or the House of Cards-themed pack above. If anyone objects to the decor, tell them 鈥渄emocracy is overrated.鈥 (via Indulge Party Blog)

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11.聽Patriotic Cupcakes: Serve these cupcakes to your guests, and start the debate over聽whether or not Frank Underwood is a patriotic man. We vote 鈥渘ot really.鈥 (via Celebrations)

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12.聽Underhanded Underwood Cocktail: This cocktail is a blend of gin, herbal bitters and dry vermouth. Sounds to us like the kind of drink Claire would make herself聽after a long day. (via VH1)

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13.聽No Patience Cocktail: Blending together the flavors of bourbon, bacon and barbecue, this cocktail sounds like one the (new) president would approve of. And let鈥檚 be real:聽There aren鈥檛 many things he approves of. (via Great Ideas)

What do you think Frank鈥檚 first act as President will be? Let us know in the comments!