If you鈥檙e reading this, you are awake. Reports of President Trump鈥檚 social media-based endorsement of Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore are not a nightmare. The President is, in actual, real AF waking life, backing a man who has been accused of sexually assaulting eight women, most of whom say they were underage when Moore molested them.

Trump鈥檚 first pro-Moore tweet also somehow managed to place the blame for the whole alleged-child-molester-as-senator fiasco at the feet of the Democratic Party. How? By accusing House of Representatives Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi of not cooperating with Republicans to pass Trump鈥檚 apocalyptic (for everyone except the super-rich) tax bill. Here鈥檚 Trump鈥檚 latest head-spinning tweet:

Which was followed up by:

Next鈥攋ust as we were all about to breathe a sigh of relief and/or bitter exhaustion thinking that was all there was鈥擳rump reportedly put in a call to Moore (a man who supports the right to refuse cake to people based on religious grounds but is accused of giving alcohol to a 14-year-old before removing her clothing and assaulting her in his home). The phone call, wrote Moore鈥檚 wife on her Facebook page, was to officially express support for his candidacy in the election set to take place on December 12.

We realize that you鈥檝e probably reached the point in this story where you just can鈥檛 take anymore, but there鈥檚 one more important thing to mention: the most recent election polls show Roy Moore with a slight lead over his Democrat opponent Doug Jones. Most Republican voters (71 percent of them) don鈥檛 believe the allegations made against Moore. Also, we still don鈥檛 have an app that presents the latest Trump-related news in the style of Star Wars鈥 opening crawl. Weren鈥檛 we promised that?

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