Bet You Won’t Be Able to Tear Your Eyes Away from This Hairy Chest Swimsuit
It’s swimsuit season, and if you’re on the market for a showstopping new look, we’ve just seen the one-piece to end all one-pieces.
Indie brand Beloved Shirts is here to give you some additional beach fuzz in the form of this Sexy Chest ($60) swimsuit, which is, essentially, a man’s chest emblazoned onto a skin-colored one-piece. Yes, really.
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The fleshy/hairy suit (don’t worry, the hair is screen-printed) is available in sizes XS to XXXL, so it’s definitely got the inclusive sizing. Plus, it’s handmade and comes in multiple skin tones. Laugh all you want, but the look is definitely a head-turner — literally, the back is hairy too.
Needless to say, the internet has some *feelings.*
OMG.when you said hairy swimsuit I thought u meant in the pubic area, like needing a waxing.Dear God,this is far worse.😳
— Tom (@tpadams6) June 12, 2017
If I catch any woman wearing this I will kill you. https://t.co/7eQFeX8out
— hibby jibbies (@hen_mommy) June 12, 2017
no we're absolutely not doing this pic.twitter.com/N0Kd1BCFEe
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 8, 2017
How NOT to be harassed on the beach, or in life, or anywhere else in the universe forever! Hahahahaha…
— Bruna (@brunanovo_) June 12, 2017
— Bricrue (@Bricrue) June 12, 2017
now THAT is hot 😂
— Johannes Lehner (@lightJP_) June 12, 2017
As for us, we’re at a loss. We can’t decide if it’s the most unique piece we’ve ever laid eyes on or something out of a beach day nightmare. We’ll go ahead and let you make up your mind!
Would you rock this hairy suit? Tell us over @BritandCo.