It’s swimsuit season, and if you’re on the market for a showstopping new look, we’ve just seen the one-piece to end all one-pieces.

Indie brand Beloved Shirts is here to give you some additional beach fuzz in the form of this Sexy Chest ($60) swimsuit, which is, essentially, a man’s chest emblazoned onto a skin-colored one-piece. Yes, really.

The fleshy/hairy suit (don’t worry, the hair is screen-printed) is available in sizes XS to XXXL, so it’s definitely got the inclusive sizing. Plus, it’s handmade and comes in multiple skin tones. Laugh all you want, but the look is definitely a head-turner — literally, the back is hairy too.

Needless to say, the internet has some *feelings.*

As for us, we’re at a loss. We can’t decide if it’s the most unique piece we’ve ever laid eyes on or something out of a beach day nightmare. We’ll go ahead and let you make up your mind!

Would you rock this hairy suit? Tell us over @BritandCo.

(h/t BuzzFeed; Photo via Beloved Shirts)