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How to Pick Up Hotties Without Saying a Word

Listen, boys. Pick-up artistry is a tricky craft, and you know it. There’s a fine line between lame and downright inappropriate attempts, but when done right, the pick-up line can really deliver. So the DIYers of Bro + Co are going to help you out with some quality zingers and a fresh way to deliver them — printables! Instead of catcalling (ew, catcalling) or the classic, “do you, um come here often?” how about wearing these pick-up lines on your bro tank, man tote or tee? Simply download our five punny pick-up line printables, iron ’em onto your favorite garments and be on your charming way!

TBH, it was hard to narrow down to just five pick-up lines. So we’ll generously share our five runner-ups — just so, you know, you have more material to work with ;)

  1. “Are you a magician? Because abra-ca-DAYUMN!”
  2. “Are you friends with Harry Potter? Because you’re a-Gryffindor-able.”
  3. “You must be the square root of two, ’cause I feel irrational around you.”
  4. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
  5. “Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

Also note this v. important advice from a dating veteran. Keep these in mind when picking us up:

  1. Avoid any lines having to do with your pants, please.
  2. If it can be said in a Disney Channel Original Movie, it’ll probably fly without offending us.
  3. Ask yourself: Are you comfortable saying this line with your mother in the room? Yeah.

Alright, let’s get to it!


— t-shirt, man tote, bro tank, boxers, briefs, socks, hat, etc.

our downloadable printables! (depending on the transfer paper, you may need mirror images – download those here)

– fabric transfer paper

– tissue paper (it usually comes with the fabric transfer paper)

– scissors

– iron

1. Print your favorite pick-up line onto fabric transfer paper, then cut around the shape. Leave at least 1/4 inch around the edge of the design.

2. Carefully peel the backing off your transfer paper.

3. Affix the design to your garment, then cover with a piece of tissue paper (it should be included with the transfer paper). Following the transfer paper’s instructions, iron on the design. Let cool, then remove the tissue paper.


Bro Tip: Make sure your iron has no steam in it — water doesn’t mesh well with the transfer paper.


Print your favorite pick-up line onto fabric transfer paper, then cut around the shape. Leave at least 1/4 inch around the edge of the design.


Carefully peel the backing off your transfer paper.


Affix the design to your garment, then cover with a piece of tissue paper (it should be included with the transfer paper). Following the transfer paper’s instructions, iron on the design. Let cool, then remove the tissue paper.




Scroll on for some more wearable pick-up lines that will make you look ADORABLE.

Especially That 10-Year-Old Macintosh


And that’s really saying something.


Um, shout-out to editor Sean Griffis who’s lookin’ super suave in those glasses ;)

Hey, That Ain’t No Beer Belly


The honeys will come-a-crawlin’ with this printable.


See?! This guy’s already MARRIED. We’re pretty sure he credits the tee for landing him his hottie.

I Hope You Never Lego of Me


Never head to the farmers’ market without this tote — it’s a babe magnet, trust us.



Take a Note from RyGos


That’s right. One. Hundred. Percent.


This ‘fit says, “What’s cookin, good lookin’? Oh, that’s right — ME.”


Not ready for the bro tank or boxers? Print your line on a business card, write your number on the back and slip it to that smokehouse sitting at the bar. That was SO SMOOTH. You’re welcome.

What’s your go-to pick-up line? Will you be rockin’ any of these printables yourself? Let us know in the comments below!

Alright, folks. We've officially made it to fall. And if you haven't already started switching out your decor (as long as it's ready by Friendsgiving, right?) you still have time to do so. Draw inspiration from this round-up of new home products that includes harvest-inspired candles, cozy linens and textiles, and a v. practical piece of furniture. One scroll through these, and you'll have all the motivation you need to transition the seasons. Scroll on to start shopping.

Prism x LOREM Collection ($96+): Calling all Cali babes. The popular Long Beach boutique, Prism, announced a boho-fabulous collab with home decor line, LOREM, that we can't get enough of. Shop everything from plant hangers (eight options, to be exact) to artwork, all inspired by the very colorful vibes of the brands. If you were looking for a cheery way to tide you through winter, this. is. it!

Floyd Mattress (Price TBD): Fans of the cult-favorite Detroit-based brand will love their latest launch debuting on October 29. The highly-coveted Floyd Mattress will have the same made-to-last design and superior comfort as their other furnishings, tailored perfectly to fit the line's in-demand bed frame. Additional details for the mattress include a breathable foam material, highly-mobile packaging, and a low-profile design to secure your best night's sleep yet. Check back on the last week of the month to get one for yourself.

Dims 'Composed Vanity' ($595): Small space? No problem! Direct-to-consumer brand, Dims, is giving you a quick and stylish solution to your storage needs with their newest item that doubles as both a desk and vanity. The functional piece is made with non-toxic, chemical-free materials and can be assembled in seven minutes or less. Throw in four sleek shades to choose from, and this may just be your best purchase of 2019 yet!

Saatchi Art x The Citizenry Holiday Collection ($225+): Get ready to deck your walls this holiday season. Saatchi Art partnered with The Citizenry in a one-of-a-kind collection that features a curation of art across styles. Explore everything from modern to abstract creations in a selection so stunning, it's bound to spark a conversation at your next gathering.

NEST Spiced Orange & Clove Collection ($16+): If you haven't experienced the addicting aromas of the beloved NEST fragrance brand, this is the perfect time to get on board! The label recently released their latest scent — spiced orange & clove — just in time for all your gatherings. Inhale festive notes of orange pomander, spiced brandy, cinnamon, and gingered honey across their suite of candles and diffusers to bring all the good vibes to your home.

Bloomingdales x RiLEY Home ($19+): RiLEY Home gets millennials. So they teamed up with Bloomingdales to make shopping their selection more attainable than ever. Now, you can get in on long-lasting, luxurious staples like flannel sheets, bedding, printed throws, premium pet beds, and more, by shopping online and in-stores at the department store. (Trust us: These dream goods are ones you're going to be *glad* you stocked-up on.)

Italic Serene Towels ($12+): The luxury brand that prides itself on using the *same* factories namesake brands (like Calvin Klein and Lacoste) use, but without the price tag behind them, brings you a new product for fall. Treat yourself to Italic's ultra-soft towel set spun from fluffy, 100% Australian cotton, in a convenient set of six. Consider it the perfect indulgence after a long soak in the tub on a cozy FNI (Friday night in)!

Hyascent x Neiman Marcus ($169): 'Tis the season for a delightfully scented home. Warm your abode with scents like bourbon joy, cheeky rose and more in a unique diffuser that doubles more as decor than a fragrance-inducer. Fresh off the (online) shelves of Neiman Marcus, explore nine scents that last up to six months in a specialized hourglass holder. (Shhh! Your friends will never know the secret of why your place smells so darn good!)