1. Okay, maybe Kim鈥檚 naked selfie didn鈥檛 break the Internet, but this Twitter rant might do it. We predicted yesterday that Kim Kardashian鈥檚 naked post-baby-weight-goals selfie might #BreakTheInternet, and while it certainly elicited a kajillion responses 鈥 some hilarious 鈥 we didn鈥檛 think it would happen because she would call out other celebs like Bette Midler and Chloe Grace Moretz in a very Kanye-like Twitter storm.

Bette Midler had made a joke that if Kim wanted to show us something we hadn鈥檛 seen before, she might need to swallow her phone. (!!!) Meanwhile, Chloe Grace Moretz said that Kim needed to be a better role model 鈥 so Kim dragged her in as well.

Yikes. Who gave Kanye the keys to this account?!

2. This toddler who called 911 because of a 鈥減ants emergency鈥 is all of us. A Greenville County, SC police department got an unusual call this week when a toddler who was having trouble getting her pants on thought she should make a call for emergency help. 鈥淒ispatch actually gave us a call and they said it sounded like a baby on the phone and it was basically a 911 hang up call,鈥 Deputy Martha Lohnes told WSPA news. 鈥淭he door opened up and she comes running out to the front with half a pant leg on and she鈥檚 just like 鈥楬EY!'鈥 The best part? After she got the help she needed, little Aliyah wouldn鈥檛 let the officer leave because she wanted hugs. Dead.

3. This dating app is putting abuse survivors right in your feed in a new anti-violence campaign. Happy International Women鈥檚 Day, all. It鈥檚 a good day to celebrate the amazing women in your life, and think of the ones around the world who still fight every day for their rights. It鈥檚 also a good day to remember the vile statistic that one in three women has been abused at some point in her life, a figure that dating app Happn is putting smack dab into users鈥 feeds in a campaign to end violence against women. Happn helps connect users with people they鈥檝e already crossed paths with, and it hopes the bleak images and #OneInThreeWomen campaign forces users to think about how they likely know an abuse victim without even realizing it. According to a statement from Happn鈥檚 cofounder and CEO Didier Rappaport, he hopes it helps 鈥淸make] the connection between overlooked survivors of violence against woman [sic] and all the rest of us who otherwise pass them by every day.鈥 [h/t Refinery 29]

4. Adele invited these two fans who covered her songs on YouTube on stage to sing, and now we鈥檙e all crying. Have you ever wondered what it takes for Adele to cry the way you do when listening to her music? Turns out the answer is also鈥 her music. After seeing a YouTube video of two men from Ireland beautifully performing a medley of her songs, Adele surprised them by inviting them on stage at the Dublin stop of her world tour to kick out the jams. Adele stood back, beaming and getting emotional, as their beautiful voices on 鈥淪omeone Like You,鈥 鈥淭urning Tables,鈥 鈥淗ello,鈥 鈥淎ll I Ask鈥 and 鈥淲hen We Were Young鈥 proved why she felt them worthy. Watch the performance here. [h/t Harpers Bazaar]

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5. Please let these old MySpace comments of Taylor Swift鈥檚 be real. PLEASE. If you鈥檙e of a certain age, you definitely have Internet ghosts. There鈥檚 nothing you can do about them, except pray every day that no one finds your old Live Journal or message board missives. Taylor Swift is no exception and, according to BuzzFeed, has spent some time writing very teen things to her friends on Myspace back before it completely changed. (Are you shocked?! We鈥檙e鈥 totally not shocked.)

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There are screencaps of multiple inside jokes, sweet teenage friendship love and even some threats to friends to take down ugly pictures of her. There鈥檚 been no confirmation that these screencaps did indeed belong to Taylor, but one can dream, yeah? (We need this especially after confirming that the above photo is from a 2009 appearance on CSI and not, in fact, a primo emo Myspace selfie. Sob.) [h/t Buzzfeed]

6. Quote of the day: 鈥淭here鈥檚 a willingness now to be like, 鈥楩ine. Call me a 鈥榙iva,鈥 call me a 鈥榝eminazi,鈥 call me 鈥榙ifficult,鈥 call me a 鈥楩irst World feminist,鈥 call me whatever you want, it鈥檚 not going to stop me from trying to do the right thing and make sure that the right thing happens.'鈥 鈥 Emma Watson in Esquire

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