Lena Dunham’s Mom Thinks She Could Be the Mystery Woman Who Bit Beyoncé
Tiffany Haddish seemingly opened a can of worms last week when she revealed in a GQ interview that she had once witnessed an actress BITE Beyoncé on the face. Before long, internet sleuths everywhere were running rampant with theories of who the mystery biter might be, with everyone from Sara Foster and Taraji P. Henson to Sanaa Lathan being thrown in the ring of possible culprits. There’s a new contender in the running, however, and even her own mom thinks she’s a plausible candidate!
Lena Dunham denied any allegations of involvement early on, taking to Twitter to say, “As the Patron Saint of ‘She would do that…’ I didn’t.” Case closed, right? Not quite.
As the patron saint of “She would do that…”
I didn’t.
— 💎 Lena Dunham 💎 (@lenadunham) March 28, 2018
The American Horror Story: Cult actress was forced to address the issue once more over the weekend when she was apparently bombarded in an airport by paparazzi demanding to know if she was indeed the biter in question.
To the paps who chased me through the airport yelling “we need to know- did you bite Beyonce!?” A- I basically only leave home for work and ginger ale. B- No, you don’t need to know. C- What the fuck do you think?
— 💎 Lena Dunham 💎 (@lenadunham) March 30, 2018
She denied any involvement once more, saying, “I basically only leave home for work and ginger ale,” and “No, you do not need to know.”
Still, people had their suspicions… including Dunham’s own mother!
But can someone explain to my mom why anyone THINKS I bit Beyonce? She seems mad and also weirdly doubtful of me…
— 💎 Lena Dunham 💎 (@lenadunham) March 30, 2018
“Can someone explain to my mom why anyone THINKS I bit Beyoncé?” she asked. “She seems mad and also weirdly doubtful of me…”
Woke up with this thought: having to deny biting anyone as an adult is its own special hell/not the reality I was hoping to inhabit
— 💎 Lena Dunham 💎 (@lenadunham) March 31, 2018
Woke up with this thought: having to deny biting anyone as an adult is its own special hell/not the reality I was hoping to inhabit
— 💎 Lena Dunham 💎 (@lenadunham) March 31, 2018
She concluded her thoughts on the matter by saying that having to deny biting anyone as an adult was “its own special hell/not the reality I wanted to inhabit.”
Who do you think bit Bey? Share over @BritandCo.
(Photos via Jamie McCarthy + Christopher Polk/Getty)