In this smartphone day and age, we would be lost without our go-to gadget. Sadly, we probably spend more “face time” with our smartphones than our significant others some days (in our defense, our phones mostly live in our pockets or purses! Can your boo say the same?). So given the amount of interaction we have with our iPhones, our girl Siri probably deals with silly questions every day — but recently, her sassy answers have really been making headlines. It all started with Breaking Bad actor Aaron Paul’s tweet:

Siri’s response is, “Imagine you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad that you have no friends.” Ooh, burn! We decided to see what other sassy answers Siri has for us when we ask her some of life’s impossible questions so we got sassy with Siri this AM so you don’t have to. Here’s what she had to say:

1. Turns out, Siri is an animal lover.


2. She gets personal.


(Hmm…wonder if this cloud-based app might be Dropbox?)

3. She waxes philosophical sometimes.


4. She’s diplomatic about her answers to life’s difficult questions.


5. She’s pretty darn good at riddles.


6. She’s got a comeback for everything.


7. Most importantly, she knows what the fox says.


Has Siri given you any hilarious ‘tude lately? Let us know in the comments below!

(h/t Aaron Paul + Time)