When’s the last time you had a haircut? The stylist-recommended six to eight weeks? A few months? A whole year? Chances are, Instagram (have you tried stories yet?) star @madamekush has us ALL beat — girl recently told Vogue she hasn’t chopped her locks in five. YEARS.

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Now rocking — get this! — 3’7” of hair on her 5’6” frame that takes 30 minutes to wash and five to eight hours to air-dry (blow-drying is no longer an option, she says), Rapunzel has NOTHING on Madame Kush.

See for yourself with five of her most Rapunzel-like moments below!

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1. When she used her hair as a mermaid bra: Madame Kush’s hair is so long, it not only acts as a mermaid bra, it extends way past, reaching all the way down to her mid-thigh.

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SWERVE

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2. When she rocked the longest pony ever: Rocking ponys with this much hair is no easy feat: She told Vogue that any longer than a few hours will give her a headache of epic proportions.

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Haters in the back getting mad...IM GETTING RICH

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3. When her hair was long enough for her to swing on: Madame Kush let her hair down at the park, and the result was long enough to cushion her seat on the swing — and then some.

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give a bitch the chills, have him pay my billsss

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4. When her hair was too long for her selfie: Instagram only allows so much photo in its square format, and Madame Kush’s hair was simply too long to make the cut in this robed selfie.

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Kobes gone but Kushs here

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5. When she needed help with her braids: Don’t be fooled by Madame Kush’s effortless twin braids: Girl told Vogue that her mom has to do them because she can’t reach that low!

What’s the longest you’d let your hair grow? Tell us over @BritandCo.

(h/t Refinery 29, photos via @madamekush)