Dog Grooming Just Got Weird
Warning: This post is going to give you feelings — feelings that will cause you to nervously giggle, feelings that may make your eyes well up in tears or feelings that will make you belt out a big “WTF.”
Paul Nathan released these images in his book, Groomed, which is based on the art of dog grooming. ‘Cause apparently that’s a thing.
Rest assured that the dyes are all non-toxic, and the dog never sits for longer than three hours in one session… although there could be several days of grooming sessions. But after spending time with the groomers, Paul Nathan swears that this is a cruelty-free zone and that the groomers go all out to make sure the dogs are comfortable and relaxed while getting trimmed, shaved, and technicolored — which is probably why you don’t see any fussy border collies splashing up the pages.
If you’re about to say, “How would the groomers feel if the dogs did that to them,” like I blurted out to myself, well, you can’t say that. Because they do. Read that again: The groomers dress up like the dogs for Intergroom, the largest international conference for extreme dog grooming, which takes place in New Jersey each year. We’re assuming the groomers declined being photographed to save themselves some humiliation. Or maybe it’s just their little secret. We hear you, we’d probably keep that on the DL as well.
If you’re interested in being one of the 2,000+ Intergroom attendees, you’re going to have to wait an entire year. The last one just happened April 5th to the 7th. And if you were there, you might have seen this clown…. or is it a Spanish conquistador?
Or maybe you spotted this guy.
The images you’ve seen so far are part of the “creative” grooming category. But the book isn’t all eccentric looks. It’s mostly just about impeccably groomed and beautiful dogs in general. Like this borzoi, whose hair seems to be slightly out of place if you ask us.
After seeing the rainbow ruckus, that ivory white fur seems boring. So let’s go back to this… a flamingo, on a tropical vacation!
If your coffee table is dying to uphold Groomed, you can grab it on Amazon for $25. And if you’re super into the the subculture of highly embellished animals, you’ll also need to check out Paul Nathan’s other books, Couture Dogs of New York and Generation Ink, a photo book of the most tatted up dermises in all of Williamsburg.
We leave you with one word: Yikes.
How do you feel about creative dog grooming? Let us know in the comments below.
Back in January, we introduced you to a feel-good cause to inspire your New Year's resolution: a walking challenge to help raise funds for the amazing cancer fighters at The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. I took part in the challenge with the Brit + Co team and ended up walking 105+ miles in January — it was awesome.
This spring, there's a new challenge on the horizon, The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's Big Climb. The ask: On May 15, 2021, you can step up to take cancer down by committing to climb 1,311 steps, walking 3.2 miles, or doing 440 chair step-ups at home as part of the Big Climb. If you need some motivation to bring movement back into your daily routine — look no further!
As always, it's free to sign up, but climbers are encouraged to set a fundraising goal to help beat cancer. We'll be organizing another Brit + Co team to step up, and I hope you'll join us too! Keep scrolling for a peek at where I'll be completing the challenge in my Los Angeles neighborhood around the hidden Silver Lake Stairs. Happy climbing!
Never underestimate the power of an accountability buddy! I asked my in-laws, my partner, and a few friends to join me so we can keep each other motivated and accountable in completing the challenge — virtual high-fives all around! Also, my dog Fox is a great climber, too.
An aesthetically pleasing backdrop is a huge motivator for me! I'm fortunate to have all sorts of painted steps around my neighborhood to keep the challenge interesting, but you can also keep cool inside with at-home chair step-ups.
Don't forget to share your progress on social — #BigClimb!
Feel free to break the challenge up if you need to by tackling half the distance in the AM and half at sunset. Here's me 1,311 steps later and ready for a break — but, think I earned this one!