Of all our well-documented obsessions, two are feeling particularly timely RN — namely, pumpkin spice and astrology. It’s got to be some mix of the lasting effects of the solar eclipse energy and fall returning that’s got us feeling a way about all things orange and cosmic. Which means, obviously, that we had to do a mash-up of the two and bring you the pumpkin spice product you should try according to your zodiac sign. Time to get pumpkined up.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20-FEBRUARY 18)
1. Urban Accents Pumpkin Spice Chili Mix: Sure, pumpkin spice flavored chili seasoning might sound weird, but that’s exactly why we chose it for you, Aquarius. It’s easy to veer into basic territory when you’re talking PS, and falling in with the crowd has never been your M.O. Instead, you opt for the interesting, the unusual, and the out there. We’re sure if anyone can dig on some sweetly spicy chili this fall, it’s you.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 19-MARCH 20)
2. Halo Top Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream: There’s only one zodiac sign with a halo around their heads, and it’s you, Pisces. You’ve got that spiritual vibe, and TBH, Halo Top anything makes us feel quite… spiritual… ourselves, if you know what we mean. Their pumpkin pie is a delightfully angelic way to celebrate autumn.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
3. Boom Chicka Pop Pumpkin Spice Kettle Corn: Loud, adventurous, and a total winner — are we talking about you or pumpkin spice popcorn, Aries? Obviously, it’s both, as you and this super craveable fall snack are both bold and full of spice. We recommend keeping a bag at work for when that 3pm slump hits.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
4. Pumpkin Spice Cheerios: Earthy and practical, your PS counterpart is deffo Cheerios, Taurus. You’re a sign of simple pleasures and find comfort in the stability of the classics — and there’s nothing more classic than a handful of Cheerios on your way out the door. These are sure to put some extra pep in your step.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
5. White Pumpkin Pie M&Ms: You’re always on the hunt for the newest, the latest, the coolest — and we’re pretty sure these new white pumpkin pie M&Ms are just inside the realm of weird for your liking, Gemini. These fall chocolates aren’t for everyone, but your iconic curiosity means you’ll try anything once, even if all your other friends pass. More for you!
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
6. Twinings Pumpkin Spice Chai Tea: Cozy and warm is where you wanna be all autumn, Cancer, and this pumpkin spice chai tea from Twinings is here for it. Your unpredictable emotions can often wear you out, and you look forward to your self-care evenings in with a Netflix binge and hot tea.
LEO (JULY 23-AUGUST 22)
7. Breckenridge Brewery Pumpkin Spice Beer: Spicy, fun, and the life of the party — it seems you and pumpkin ale have quite a few things in common, Leo. We bet your social calendar is already filling up with parties for the next few months and there’s no better bevvie to have on hand than some pumpkin spice beer. You’re a match made in (outgoing, sociable) heaven!
VIRGO (AUGUST 23-SEPTEMBER 22)
8. Pumpkin & Spice Triscuits: No one will appreciate these perfectly balanced salty and sweet Triscuits more than you, Virgo. As the resident perfectionist of the zodiac, you’ve got a rep for keeping it 100 percent no matter what you’re doing, and these admittedly unusual crackers do the same. We suggest a little fig spread — maybe to serve at your annual holiday charity function?
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22)
9. Talenti Pumpkin Pie Gelato: Super smooth with just the right flavor balance between spicy and sweet, Talenti’s limited edition gelato is definitely your dessert counterpart, Libra. You’re both into making others happy and accommodating even the most discerning palates.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23-NOVEMBER 21)
10. Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Caramels: Leave it to Trader Joe’s to make a pumpkin spice chocolate that’s as sensual as you are, Scorpio. Indeed, we’re already majorly craving these caramels and know you can relate to the dramatic feels. Go ahead, grab a box (or four) for a passionate night in with your bae.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21)
11. KIND Caramel Almond Pumpkin Spice Bars: You’re always on the move, Sag, exploring new places and learning new things. Which is why, when it comes to all things PS, these KIND Bars are right up your alley. Because not only are they healthy (you’ve got to keep up your energy), but they are also perfect to throw in your backpack for instant snackage wherever you’re off to next!
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 19)
12. Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte: The OG fall favorite, the PSL, all for you, Cap. Your fast-paced, super-organized life demands a steady supply of caffeine, and there’s something about a classic like the Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte that makes your stability-loving heart happy. (Photo via Starbucks)
What’s your favorite pumpkin spice treat? Tweet us @BritandCo and tell us what you’ll be buying this year!
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