Santa Baby: The 25 Weirdest Santa-Themed Items Ever
In honor of jolly ‘ol Saint Nick, we’ve rounded up 25 of the weirdest Santa items we’ve seen floating around. And trust us, it gets weird. Enjoy!
1. Santa Beardhead: Keep your head and heart warm by carrying a little bit of Santa with you this winter.
2. Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Matching Rug: Santa doesn’t just come down chimneys anymore, he also makes surprise appearances in your bathroom!
3. Plush Santa Chimney Party Hat Accessory: When you throw your Christmas party, stand out from the crowd with the Santa chimney hat.
4. Yoda Santa Hat: If you’re a Star Wars fan, you definitely need this.
5. Santa Coffee Cozy: Admittedly, this isn’t that weird. But it’s just so adorbs that we had to throw it in.
6. Santa Pilsner’s Glass: “Filled with
cheer beer”. Enough said.
7. Santa Wine Aprons: Because every wine bottle needs an apron. Especially a Santa apron.
8. Mooning Santa Napkins: Even Santa has to channel his inner frat boy every once in a while.
9. Hannari Plush Santa Claus Tofu: Tofu and Santa, together at last!
10. “Poop Happens” Candy Dispenser: He doesn’t just give gifts, he also poops candy!
11. Santa Sipper: A sippy cup for Santa. Love it.
12. Santa Toilet Paper: Hmmm… we’re not quite sure whether or not Santa would endorse this.
13. Santal: Fancy!
14. iPad Case: Holiday-themed iPad case? Don’t mind if we do.
15: Tumbling Santas Cupcake Picks: No holiday potluck would be complete without some acrobatic Santa cupcake picks.
16: Sexy Santa Costume Heel: Move over Christian Grey, it’s time for 50 shades of Santa.
18. Santa Drinking Hat: Now you’re ready for Santa-con! (P.S. Doesn’t this guy have weirdly sparkly eyes?)
19. Santa Briefs: No comment.
20. Santa Tablecloth: We all know Santa is a big foodie…
21. Santa Solar Light Covers: Sleep easier knowing that he’s watching over your house?
22. Santa Flip Flops: Perfect for those who celebrate Christmas in warmer climes.
23. Santa Pants Double Wine Holder: BYOW pants. Brilliant! Considering that it holds two bottles of wine, you’re really getting the bang for your buck.
24. Farting Santa Butt Travel Pillow: (cue informercial voice) Not only does it provide a comfortable pillow for your head, it also farts! And is a butt!
25. Santa Poncho: Little Red Riding hood meets Santa chic. So strange.
Welcome to Selfmade Finance School, our new money series with Block Advisors to help small business owners with their tax, bookkeeping, and payroll needs year-round. This week, we explore the tax implications of bringing family members into your business.
The question for today is this: Does hiring your family members make sense for your business? Let me be clear. This is not a piece about whether hiring your family members makes sense for your relationships with those family members. As someone who is part of a family business, I could fill up a lot more than 600 words on my opinions about that. For today's purposes, we focus on whether it makes sense from an overall "good business and tax implication" perspective. As it turns out, there is a decent amount of tax nuance when it comes to employing your family. Let's break it down based on relationship to the employee:
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Spouses Who Are In Business Together
Personally, if I had to be in business with my husband, it would not go well. However, many couples build viable, strong businesses together and I say, good for them! Depending on how you have your business entity structured, it will make a big difference on the tax treatment of you and your spouse working as partners. Because a business jointly owned and operated by a married couple is generally treated as a partnership for Federal tax purposes, the spouses must comply with filing and record keeping requirements imposed on partnerships and their partners. The election to file two Schedule C (Form 1040) forms, (one for each spouse) permits certain married co-owners to avoid filing partnership returns, provided that each spouse separately reports a share of all the businesses' items of income, gain, loss, deduction, and credit. Under the election, both spouses will be subject to self-employment tax and on net earnings from self-employment and receive credit for Social Security earnings.
One Spouse Employs Another
If you have a dynamic where your spouse is an employee of your business, then your spouse's wages are subject to income tax withholding, Social Security and Medicare taxes. If you are self-employed (not a corporation or a partnership), your spouse's pay does not have to be included in your federal unemployment tax account (FUTA) contributions and payments. However, if your business is a corporation or a partnership you must include that spouse's pay in your unemployment tax contribution calculation.
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You Employ Your Child
First, let's be clear. I work in my family business, but I am an adult, so I am treated just like a normal employee. However, if you, for example, run a family restaurant and want to hire your children under 18 to work for you, there are some tax benefits. But first, you should check with your state for rules on how many hours minors can work (in non-agricultural jobs) and reference the Fair Labor Standards Act for information on limitations on the kinds of work children can perform.
"This is an often overlooked or under-utilized strategy. Paying your children for true services they provide in your business can be a powerful tax-saving tool," says Cathi Reed, Block Advisors Regional Director. "If you are a sole-proprietorship or single member LLC, and the child is less than 18 years of age, the business is not required to withhold FICA or payroll taxes. The child can use his or her standard deduction against income you pay."
You Hire Your Parent
Oh dear. If you are brave enough to do this, know that you will need to pay Social Security and Medicare taxes on your parent's wages and make the appropriate withholdings, but you don't have to pay unemployment taxes. Now all you have to do is convince your parent that you are the boss. Have fun with that!
Is Hiring Family Members Worth It For The Tax Benefits?
"There are some positive tax advantages to hiring family members. It's important to treat a family member like any other employee. Hiring your children can result in substantial savings for businesses. Make sure your child has real, age-appropriate work to do and a reasonable pay rate, comparable to other employees. Consult with a Block Advisors small business certified tax pro to ensure that you are complying with all requirements," advises Reed. "Block Advisors, a team within H&R Block, is dedicated to meeting the tax, bookkeeping and payroll needs of small business owners year-round. To start working with the tax experts at Block Advisors, visit blockadvisors.com."
In my opinion, you should not hire a family member solely because of the tax benefits. You should always hire based on whether that person is right for the job and keep in mind how this hire could materially impact your relationship with that person and others in your family. Finally, as I mentioned, make sure you have a tax professional on your team when making these determinations. As you can see, things can get a little tricky!
*All details were sourced from IRS.gov and blockadvisors.com