Santa Baby: The 25 Weirdest Santa-Themed Items Ever
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In honor of jolly ‘ol Saint Nick, we’ve rounded up 25 of the weirdest Santa items we’ve seen floating around. And trust us, it gets weird. Enjoy!
1. Santa Beardhead: Keep your head and heart warm by carrying a little bit of Santa with you this winter.
2. Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Matching Rug: Santa doesn’t just come down chimneys anymore, he also makes surprise appearances in your bathroom!
3. Plush Santa Chimney Party Hat Accessory: When you throw your Christmas party, stand out from the crowd with the Santa chimney hat.
4. Yoda Santa Hat: If you’re a Star Wars fan, you definitely need this.
5. Santa Coffee Cozy: Admittedly, this isn’t that weird. But it’s just so adorbs that we had to throw it in.
6. Santa Pilsner’s Glass: “Filled with cheer beer”. Enough said.
7. Santa Wine Aprons: Because every wine bottle needs an apron. Especially a Santa apron.
8. Mooning Santa Napkins: Even Santa has to channel his inner frat boy every once in a while.
9. Hannari Plush Santa Claus Tofu: Tofu and Santa, together at last!
10. “Poop Happens” Candy Dispenser: He doesn’t just give gifts, he also poops candy!
11. Santa Sipper: A sippy cup for Santa. Love it.
12. Santa Toilet Paper: Hmmm… we’re not quite sure whether or not Santa would endorse this.
13. Santal: Fancy!
14. iPad Case: Holiday-themed iPad case? Don’t mind if we do.
15: Tumbling Santas Cupcake Picks: No holiday potluck would be complete without some acrobatic Santa cupcake picks.
16: Sexy Santa Costume Heel: Move over Christian Grey, it’s time for 50 shades of Santa.
17. Despicable Me Jorge Santa Minion Plush: Awww… cue the singing!
18. Santa Drinking Hat: Now you’re ready for Santa-con! (P.S. Doesn’t this guy have weirdly sparkly eyes?)
19. Santa Briefs: No comment.
20. Santa Tablecloth: We all know Santa is a big foodie…
21. Santa Solar Light Covers: Sleep easier knowing that he’s watching over your house?
22. Santa Flip Flops: Perfect for those who celebrate Christmas in warmer climes.
23. Santa Pants Double Wine Holder: BYOW pants. Brilliant! Considering that it holds two bottles of wine, you’re really getting the bang for your buck.
24. Farting Santa Butt Travel Pillow: (cue informercial voice) Not only does it provide a comfortable pillow for your head, it also farts! And is a butt!
25. Santa Poncho: Little Red Riding hood meets Santa chic. So strange.