Before the coming聽of Swiddleston, there were聽Taylor Swift聽+聽Calvin Harris,聽pop music鈥檚 hottest power couple since John Mayer and Katy Perry. The photogenic pair聽split earlier this summer after 15 months of dating and broke pop culture鈥檚 collective heart, leaving the hashtag #swangoals to die a fiery death (RIP) 鈥 and making Calvin Harris a single man. Speaking of single men, the aforementioned聽John Mayer聽is also back on the market. During his appearance on Bravo鈥檚聽Watch What Happens Live!, the singer-songwriter聽told host Andy Cohen that he鈥檚 all primed to meet the love of his life. 鈥淭he stage is set, but I鈥檓 excited for a meet cute at some point,鈥 John said. 鈥淚鈥檓 single and I鈥檓 excited about the future.鈥

Since these two questionably eligible bachelors have broadcasted their singleness, we figured we鈥檇 help 鈥檈m out by creating their Tinder profiles. Don鈥檛 worry, these are just mockups. You won鈥檛 be seeing these fellas on Tinder鈥 we don鈥檛 think.


According to聽TMZ, the聽This Is What You Came For聽producer is 鈥淒ONE dating famous chicks.鈥 Reportedly, Adam Wiles, better known as Calvin Harris, has a specific type in mind for his next GF: a聽鈥渟exy Latina鈥 a Sofia Vergara-type who is not famous.鈥 Okay, then!聽Recently, the Scottish DJ 鈥 in a move reminiscent of聽my聽ex-boyfriend鈥 shared some snaps of himself vacationing in Cabo surrounded by women. And you know, if being on a boat in Cabo with a female to male ratio of 5:1 doesn鈥檛 scream 鈥淚鈥檓 over you鈥 鈥 well, nothing does.


John Mayer, whose ex聽Katy Perry has since moved on to actor Orlando Bloom, is ready for the next chapter. Having famously been linked to the likes of Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and even Calvin鈥檚 ex Taylor, the singer has developed quite a rep as a serial A-list dater, but perhaps that鈥檚 all about to change.聽鈥淚鈥檓 ready to roll. I鈥檓 more mature than I鈥檝e ever been,鈥 John told Andy not two days ago. Hopefully that means the days of controversial聽Playboy interview answers聽are long behind him. But hey, if we鈥檙e willing to give fine wine and soft cheese time to age up, we鈥檙e willing to extend you the same courtesy, John!

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