Did you wake up today and realize, to your horror, that you鈥檝e been eating JUST TOO DARN WELL lately? All those lettuce-free salads and summer spiralized veg creations getting you down with all those (*gasp*) nutrients???!?! Well never fear, because the chain that brought you Mac n鈥 Cheetos聽has definitely got your back with the聽new聽mutant snack of your fast food nightmares. Introducing: Burger King鈥檚聽Whopperrito.


As you鈥檝e probably guessed, this monster munch is the deranged lovechild of a Whopper and a burrito and, TBH, it looks big enough to bite you back. But it鈥檚 actually not so different from the Whopper you know and love 鈥 just swap out a bun for a flour tortilla and replace mayo with queso sauce, and you鈥檝e got the idea. And yet, somehow, the execution just seems so鈥 wrong. Like, too wrong to聽not try.

Mashable reports that the聽Whopperrito will be arriving at Burger King locations nationwide on Monday, August 15 and will stick around while supplies last. The price tag is pegged at聽$2.99 or $4.99 as part of a combo meal 鈥 a totally reasonable price for聽fast food fever dream, if you ask us. Later, salad!

Will you be trying the Whopperrito, or have you already run away from your screen, screaming? Let us know @BritandCo!

(h/t Mashable. Photo via Burger King)