Sure, Thanksgiving is about spending time with friends and family, but it’s also about eating a ton of insanely satisfying food. And what’s more satisfying than food from your favorite fast food restaurant? Yes, we’re kind of joking, but the folks over at Buzzfeed certainly aren’t. They’ve designed the ultimate menu for an epic fast food Thanksgiving feast. Be warned, you might feel a little queasy just reading through the menu.
The meal starts off with a Mountain Dew cocktail the color of a frog bath toy, followed by a Doritos Locos Tacos Fiesta dip wheel. Next comes a literal pile of chicken nuggets with KFC drumstick accompaniments — all served with dipping sauce gravy, of course.
Next come the fries and hash browns for your healthy dose of potatoes, and a good-sized dollop of stuffing made from White Castle. Serve alongside a green bean casserole, topped with onion rings.
For dessert, there’s Apple Pie Pinwheels a la McFlury, which is exactly what it sounds like.
We’ve gotta hand it to Buzzfeed for championing through this menu for the sake of comedy. Would we trade our turkey and kale for this indulgent feast? Probably not, but it’s nice to know that the option is out there (and only a drive thru away) if we change our minds!
What do you think of this crazy Thanksgiving menu? Would you try any of these dishes? Tell us in the comments below!
(Photos via Lauren Zaser)