According to the magazines at the grocery store checkout line, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are about to become parents. So, of course, everyone wants to know what they are going to name this superhuman of an infant. “On the plane over here I was trying to think of baby names. I don’t want a name that’s anything pretentious or, like, Hollywoody,” Ryan told Canada’s etalk. “So I’m going with Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds… that’s if it’s a girl. And if it’s a boy, Bruce Jenner.”

While we love Ryan’s ideas, we thought we might help the parents-to-be out by sharing a few of our favorite baby names that meet his criteria — these 10 names are adorable, but not “pretentious or, like, Hollywoody.”

1. Hazel

2. Irene

3. Micah

4. Jonah

5. Logan

6. Anita

7. Toby

8. Imogen

9. Fred

10. Claudia

Not pretentious or Hollywoody… right? But if the twosome decide to stick with Ryan’s original ideas, we have a list for that too:

1. Justin Jonasbrother

2. Kalé Bertrand

3. Tyrion Snow

4. Cassiopea Namaste

5. Xandra DiBumble

7. June July

8. Buck Mercury

9. Streetlamp Le Moose

10. Wentworth Mole (pronounced mole-ay, like the Mexican chocolate sauce)

We’ll let you guys take it from here, Ry, Blake.

Would you consider any of these names for your baby? Let us know in the comments!