Some people on the B+C team treat their furry family members as if they are their children (namely Anj and myself, stage moms of Brie + Turkey). So naturally, when it comes time to name those four-legged pets the decision turns into a task equivalent to nailing down a baby name.

While it’s fun to see what the top trending names for canines are for inspo, it’s waaaaaay more entertaining to uncover the wackiest, most WTF ones. Because though they are consistent sources of questionable choices, celebs don’t have to be the only ones coming up with crazy unique names. Especially when it comes to making a lifelong decision for your cat or dog.

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Every year pet insurance company Nationwide runs a “Wacky Pet Names” contest to uncover the most quirky and clever names out there. After thousands of uploads of punny, playful and majorly WTF entries the public gets to vote on all those names, resulting in 2015’s 50 wacky dog and cat names. Check out the top 10 clever feline and canine owner-given names below (you’re in for a solid round of LOLs, trust us), then check out the entire list — including photos and background stories on some of those names — on Nationwide. THEN go and DIY this ombre leash because you know the one currently hanging from your door is looking majorly tired.

Top 10 Wackiest Dog Names

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1. Baron Von Furry Pants

2. Artoo Dogtoo

3. Rosie Picklebottom

4. Parker the Barker

5. Abigail Carmichael Spartacus

6. Smiley Cyrus

7. Nutmeg Spice O’ Paris

8. Abraham Lincoln Continental

9. Bizkit Au Chocolat

10. Scuddles Unterfuss

Top 10 Wildest Cat Names

wacky cat names

1. Leonardo DiCatprio

2. Fuzz Lightyear

3. Captain Pancake

4. Sir Nigel Meowmittens of Oscelot Court

5. Ziggy Ollyoxenfree

6. Zelda Nacho

7. Sophistikitty

8. Cornelius McPudness Vandercat

9. Sir Theodorable Purrsalot

10. Star Wars Steve

Does your dog or cat have a creatively unique name? Share it with us in the comments.

(Photos via @turkeytemps, @bonjourbrie + @britandco)