It鈥檚 out of the frying pan and into the water for Scott on this week鈥檚 Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kris, Khlo茅, and Kourtney continue to pile on Scott at dinner after it is revealed that he flew out the mysterious Chelsea to join him on the family vacation. Scott claims to be a sex addict, which infuriates Khlo茅. She goes classic reality television and throws water on Scott. Not to be upstaged, Kim and Kris also throw water on him before they all drive away in Costa Rica鈥檚 most glamorous golf cart. For the good of great television, I am so glad that stars are not just like us.

Khlo茅 and Scott make up the next day on the patio of their Costa Rica rental house and in the first of many double confessionals in this episode. While seeing impeccably made-up Kardashian sisters side by side in the bright lights of the confessional interviews is delightfully blinding, poor Scott looks perpetually sunburned聽sitting next to the evenly bronzed Khlo茅. As if he weren鈥檛 troubled enough already!

Khlo茅 plans a day of tubing for the family, but Kris and Kim decide not to go, marking yet another fractured family outing. Kim claims she doesn鈥檛 want to get wet, but she鈥檚 in the middle of the rain forest! Even Tyga and Kylie emerge from their bedroom (where they were probably rehearsing potential plot lines from Life of Kylie) to go tubing! Afterward, Kris and Kim join everyone in a spring where Kris bottles the water, hoping to cure her psoriasis. Send me some, BB!

Later, Khlo茅 and Kim fight about how Khlo茅 wants the family to enjoy their vacation more. Kim gets on to Khlo茅 for being negative and repeatedly calls her 鈥渟nappy.鈥 She even gets Kourtney and Kris involved in confronting Khlo茅 and one of Season 13鈥檚 most troubling controversies comes full circle: What is with the girls鈥 sunglasses?!? Khlo茅鈥檚 gold-hewed聽aviators go nicely with her bright yellow swimsuit, but Kris, Kim, and Kourtney鈥檚 shades are huge and hideous. I mean, I鈥檓 all for daring fashion, but y鈥檃ll can get much cuter sunglasses from a street vendor in Times Square. Don鈥檛 yell at Season 13鈥檚 MVP when she鈥檚 the only one present who can accessorize well!

Following the confrontation dinner, Kourtney tells Scott they are never getting back together. Scott appears to take it well but perhaps vengefully, he later tells Kim that the Kardashians should break up and do their own thing. Immediately, I get flashes of the Jonas Brothers, the Beatles, and the European Union. How can Scott suggest that Kim put the world through the ringer yet again in these uncertain times? Kim shrugs it off as she bravely heads to court to testify against her Paris robbers. Scott can try, but he won鈥檛 chip away at this sisterly bond, especially now that they鈥檙e doing these fabulous joint confessionals!

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