Celine Dion Dancing in Couture Is the Most Extra Thing You Will See Today
Y’all. Celine Dion is back at it. Okay, she never actually stopped, but she is continuing her tour de force of DOING THE MOST ALWAYS and we couldn’t be happier about it. This week, Celine and Vogue blessed us with a video masterpiece that consists of Queen Celine modeling the latest couture off the Paris runways. There’s dancing, a little singing, tons of headpieces, and there’s even some gyrating with a pork pie hat (you’ll see what we mean). And, as per usual, there’s LOTS of drama. Feast your eyes on this.
Have you caught your breath yet? Have the smelling salts kicked in? Good. You likely have as many questions as we do. Like how have we never thought to wear a garland of baby’s breath as a stole? (Cheap and lightweight!) What were those chefs thinking as she was sashaying around their kitchen in a sheer dress and what appears to be the belted bodice of a pea coat?
What did that poor mannequin head ever do to deserve Dion going all Walking Dead on its face? And is this how she regularly spends her time?
Is her life just one endless fashion montage punctuated by dramatic twirls and hip thrusts and yards of tulle? We’re not entirely sure it isn’t. And, of course, we’re hoping that it is. Thanks again, Celine. Keep doing you.
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