If you’ve got something to get off your chest after the election (like oh, say, President-elect Donald Trump’s continued TV interests), you could hash it out with the Donald himself via Twitter (although after hearing this woman’s story, we wouldn’t recommend it), or you could opt for a more civilized route: a cup of coffee with his daughter Ivanka.

WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 20: Ivanka Trump, daughter of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, visits with women GOP members of Congress at the Republican National Committee headquarters on Capitol Hill September 20, 2016 in Washington, DC. In an effort to reach out to women voters, Trump met with the female politicians to promote her father's proposals on child care. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Total no-brainer, right? There’s just one catch: It’ll cost ya, to the tune of $50,000 big ones.

Yep, you read that right. $50,000 will get you one 30-minute cup of coffee with Ivanka sometime within the next year at Trump Tower (or Dump Tower, if Google maps keeps getting trolled). No word on whether or not biscotti or even tip is included (although you can bring a friend!).

It’s posted as an auction on Charity Buzz with proceeds benefitting brother Eric Trump’s Foundation, which aids St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital, so your money would technically be going to charity, but there are a few, uh, provisions.

Understandably, the Ivanka will also be accompanied by a member of the Secret Service for the date, but if you appear to be a sketchy character prior to the meeting or fail to pass a criminal background check, no coffee for you. The site reserves the right to decline the auction’s winner for pretty much any reason it sees fit.

The same goes for the actual coffee meeting: Should you step out of line or get a bit too heated while voicing your concerns (or praise!), coffee will be terminated, with no refunds available.

So far, the current bid is up to $19,500, but there’s 10 days left to make an offer — oh, to be a fly on the wall for that date!

Who would you pay $50K to meet? Share over @BritandCo!

(h/t Cosmopolitan, photos via Chip Somodevilla + Iyla S. Savenok/Getty)