On the latest Dynasty episode, 鈥淧romises You Can鈥檛 Keep,鈥 Cristal puts on her big girl pants to throw around some Blake-level threats, while the show sets up an excellent reason for Alexis to come back to town. Meanwhile, Fallon is trying to distance herself from Jeff while simultaneously keeping their company afloat and also getting back into Monica鈥檚 good graces. It鈥檚 a pretty solid episode, considering the excellent one it had to follow, so let鈥檚 get right to it.

While Cristal has been a surprisingly good character so far on the show, she really steps up her game this episode. Her old friend Rick Morales comes back into the picture to give her a heads up about a story he鈥檚 breaking. Apparently, Senator Daniels, whose reelection campaign Blake is supporting, used to take bribes when he was a judge 鈥 and Blake is one of the people who bribed him, which is a felony.

When Cristal confronts Blake about it, he has a very good explanation (which is probably true because it sets up Alexis鈥 return). He tells Cristal that when he and Alexis split, he bribed Daniels to get custody of the kids. The kids thought she abandoned them, but really he paid a judge to declare her unfit for custody. Ruh-roh.

Cristal tells Rick about this and asks him to kill the story. Then when he refuses, she rather awesomely threatens to have his career killed by his boss, Bob Channing, who is a friend of Blake鈥檚. Look, I don鈥檛 like powerful people bullying reporters 鈥 that鈥檚 terrible 鈥 but this is a soap opera, and it鈥檚 fun to watch Cristal throw her weight around like the secret boss bitch that she is.

But Cristal later finds out from Daniels鈥 wife that Daniels is anti-immigration and that Blake鈥檚 bribery happened far more than just once. She protects Blake from scandal but can鈥檛 let Daniels return to the senate, so she gets her friend to run a story instead about all of Daniels鈥 affairs. He abandons his campaign to 鈥渟pend time with his family.鈥 *snort*

While all of this is happening, Fallon and Jeff are trying to re-up a lease where they have one-third of their turbines, but landowner Tim Meyers is asking for way more than he should get. It comes down to a poker game at casino night, where, if Fallon wins, she gets her lease, and if Meyers wins, he gets Fallon. (Note: The actor playing Meyers, Steven Culp, is 40 years older than Elizabeth Gillies. FORTY. He鈥檚 seven years older than the man playing her father. Congrats on being really gross, show. The goal was obviously to make Meyers a super creep, and you succeeded.)

Rather awesomely, Monica does Fallon a huge solid by tipping her off to the cards Meyers is holding, so she goes for it. Now, it鈥檚 still a huge gamble because he鈥檚 got a pair of kings and she鈥檚 waiting for a straight/flush draw, but at least she goes in eyes open. Then, in a neat twist, Fallon doesn鈥檛 make her straight flush (or even one or the other). But she bluffs so big she gets Tim to fold, which means they get their lease at the price they quoted. It鈥檚 a baller move, and now Fallon and Monica are copacetic again.

Except鈥 Monica is far more devious than anybody knew. She pretends to be against Jeff for show, but in reality, she鈥檚 livid that the Carringtons are the reason they grew up without a father, and she wants her pound of flesh. Fallon better watch her back. Jeff is one thing, but Monica is a different story.

Odds and Ends

I can鈥檛 decide if I loved Cristal鈥檚 pink suit with matching frilly blouse, or if I hated it. It鈥檚 certainly interesting. But what I 100 percent did love was that white dress she wore to the casino night fundraiser. Wowza.

Fallon: 鈥淐鈥檓on, I miss you.鈥

Monica: 鈥淵ou miss one-sided friendships where you can download all of your crap and not have to show any empathy.鈥

Tim: 鈥淥ut of curiosity, what did you have?鈥

Fallon: 鈥淢ore balls than you, Tim. That鈥檚 why I always win.鈥

Sam: 鈥淲e鈥檙e gonna have to start locking the doors.鈥

Fallon: 鈥淥h, yeah! Someone might want to steal your particle board shelving.鈥

Sam working as Fallon鈥檚 assistant is beyond perfect. Well done, show.