Valentine鈥檚 Day is all about romance, friendship and filling your heart with love. With more and more people willing to celebrate the faux-holiday with things like Galentine鈥檚 Day parties, romantic dinners for two and weekend getaways, you鈥檇 think that those of us who just so happen to be broken-hearted might be left to suffer. Not so: At least not if New York鈥檚 Bronx Zoo has anything to do with it. For the second year in a row, they鈥檙e offering their own antidote to the Valentine鈥檚 Day Blues.

For as little as a $10 donation, the Bronx Zoo is hosting its 鈥Name a Cockroach鈥 fundraiser, which allows you to name a creepy crawly in honor of anyone you so choose this V-Day 鈥 maybe even your ex! But it鈥檚 not just enough to give someone you love (or loathe) a roach certificate 鈥 the zoo is also offering gifts to go along with the naming rights, including chocolates and, natch, a giant plush roach.

Crowds enjoy the Zoo Center in Astor Court

This hilarious approach to fundraising is actually pretty clever, considering that roaches will quite probably outlast every other living being on Earth, so while you might think that naming a cockroach after your S.O. is gross, this gesture will definitely outlive those flowers you were going to buy, areweright?

And while we personally don鈥檛 want a cockroach plush in our apartments, it doesn鈥檛 mean that you might not: Should you spring for the $50 option, your loved one will receive a plush, a box of chocolates and a printed certificate with their cockroach鈥檚 new name on it.

Hey, who says you can鈥檛 be cynical and romantic? With the rate that cockroaches reproduce, we鈥檙e sure there鈥檚 more than enough to choose from for everyone out there willing to gift this somewhat out-there find.

What are you planning for Valentine鈥檚 day? Tell us @BritandCo!

(h/t Refinery29, photo via Betsie Van der Meer/Getty)