Some epic birthday parties and the meme you need to get through the week lead this morning鈥檚 top news stories. Check those and more out below.

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1. A newly blonde Katy Perry threw the strangest and most fun-looking surprise party for her boo Orlando this weekend, where guests wore Orlando鈥檚 face on their sweatsuits and his cake had a life-sided owl topper on it. But the BEST part was the guest list. We鈥檙e not even talking about the Jennifer Anistons or Cara Delevingnes 鈥 no, Katy arranged for Orlando鈥檚 mom to make an appearance, a move that was clearly the highlight for him as well. 鈥淏est gift ever surprise visit from me mum,鈥 he captioned a photo of a mother-son squeeze. Awwww. Well played, Katy!

2. And speaking of amazing bday parties thrown for S.O.s, Miley doubled down on her sweet bday message to Liam Hemsworth and threw him a party with a weed bar. We鈥檇 expect nothing else. It also happened to be a, ahem, joint birthday for Miley鈥檚 sister, Noah.

3. The police report from Kim Kardashian鈥檚 Paris robbery outlines disturbing new details. Just days after charges were聽laid against four suspects in Kim鈥檚 robbery, and as she鈥檚 off in Dubai on her first major outing since the October incident, her interview with the police that took place immediately following the robbery has leaked. Published in French paper Le Journal du Dimanche, the interview tells in great detail what happened 鈥 and outlines just how horrifying it truly must have been. 鈥淭hey grabbed me and took me to the entrance hall. I was wearing a bathrobe, naked underneath. We then went back to the room and they pushed me onto the bed. That鈥檚 when they tied me with plastic cables and sticky tape on the hands, then they taped my mouth and legs. They carried me to my bathroom, to my bathtub to be precise,鈥 she says. Read the entire thing at WWD. (Photo via E!)

4. Aaron Rodgers鈥 family share some heartbreaking insight into their family鈥檚 difficult dynamic. Back when NFL star Aaron Rodgers鈥 brother Jordan shared some of his family鈥檚 problems with JoJo Fletcher on The Bachelorette, we got only a small glimpse into some of the problems they faced, and in a new interview, their dad Ed sheds a little more light on it. 鈥淔ame can change things,鈥 he said to the New York Times, adding that it鈥檚 sometimes difficult to tell where they all stand with each other. A too-common situation. (Photo via Joe Robbins/Getty)

5. The latest Biden/Obama memes will help you through Blue Monday. Remember when Obama surprised Biden with the Presidential Medal of Freedom? It鈥檚 now the source of many, many memes (typical!) like the above. And we can鈥檛 get enough.

6. Quote of the day: 鈥淩eal life: I took this photo 8 days post birth. I left the hospital looking 5 months pregnant. Many people think a woman should shrink right back to her pre-birth weight immediately. That is just not the truth for most. The female body is incredible and resilient, but healing and strengthening take time.鈥 Petra Murgatroyd gets real about post-baby bodies and expectations.

Do you think women need to go easier on themselves on post-baby body expectations? Let us know over @BritandCo.

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