Another holiday, another insane gift guide curated by Gwyneth Paltrow鈥檚 brand Goop. To be honest, we鈥檙e still trying to process the outrageously expensive Goop gift guide she released last Christmas, but whether we鈥檙e ready or not she鈥檚 hit us yet again with a Mother鈥檚 day gift guide we will probably only be able to shop once we win the lottery. Scroll on down to check out a few of the most expensive items we spotted throughout the three gift guides.

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1. Hoorsenbuhs White Diamond & Yellow Gold Monogram ID Bracelet ($10,500): Thinking about going to Tiffany鈥檚 for mom this year? Ugh, no way. That place is for peasants, amiright? Treat mom to this monogrammed bracelet from Barneys. It鈥檚 the same price as a small car, but like, you have that in your savings, right?

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2. Burberry Westminster Trench Coat ($1,795): Has mom always dreamed of dressing like a chic Londoner? It might cost you a month鈥檚 pay, but you love your mom, don鈥檛 you?

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3. Stubbs & Wootton Diamond Monogram Slipper ($650): Has mom always listed Hugh Hefner as her ultimate style icon? If so, treat her to these ultra-luxe slippers. If $650 seems like a steep price to pay for house shoes, don鈥檛 worry. You can start with a $325 deposit.

4. NLST Harem Pant ($295): What do you mean your mom doesn鈥檛 own a pair of luxury sweatpants?! Treat her to an upgrade from that $10 pair she鈥檚 been wearing for years.

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5. Tabula Rasa Isoline Travel Set ($495): No, it鈥檚 totally normal for your cosmetic bag to be as expensive as your plane ticket. We repeat: TOTALLY NORMAL.

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6. Leica +Herm茅s Ultravid Binoculars ($10,100): Honestly you guys, I don鈥檛 know how to pretend to convince you to buy a $10,000 pair of binoculars. Gwyneth says they鈥檙e for 鈥渕ore than birdwatching鈥 so鈥 pay for them because they鈥檙e multifunctional?

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7. Beyonc茅 Concert Tickets (Price Varies): Gwyneth thinks it鈥檇 be super fun for you and mom to check out Beyonc茅鈥檚 concert together in Chicago. And damn, it totally would be 鈥 except that on the date she recommends, the only two seats left together are going for $350鈥 each. (Photo via Christopher Polk/Getty)

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8. Stella McCartney iPhone Case ($145): If you thought those giant crystals on this case were just decoration, think again. Gwyneth says they 鈥渙ffer the very practical benefit of making it easy to hold the phone while multitasking.鈥 Oh, okay.

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9. Walters Faith Diamond Necklace ($3,250): If mom already has an engraved bracelet and is looking for a necklace, treat her to this diamond alternative. At $3K it鈥檚 a total steal.

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10. Louis Vuitton Passport Case ($480): Because you can鈥檛 throw a $500 cosmetic bag in your carry-on if you don鈥檛 have a luxury passport holder to go with it.

Okay guys, what are you ACTUALLY getting your mom for Mother鈥檚 Day? Share with us on Twitter @BritandCo.

(Featured Image via @gwynethpaltrow)