Thanks to Google (err鈥 owned by聽Alphabet) we never need to leave a question unanswered. Google is basically the digital version of that one girl at your summer camp who had Showtime and knew EVERYTHING! Most of us ask this search engine questions constantly (so much so聽IKEA made a place mat to stop us) and not all of those questions are things we鈥檙e super proud of. Unfortunately this map will totally out you for your state鈥檚 embarrassing searches.

Real estate blog聽Estately combed through 11 years of Google searches and made a map showing the most 鈥渆mbarrassing鈥 search terms each state looks for more than anyone else. The results are hilarious and kind of baffling. Um California, WTF is fantasy bowling???

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Some things聽can be explained (a Louisiana commenter suggested that the 鈥渄og clothes鈥 search had to do with Mardi Gras, for example) but mostly it鈥檚 just a weird fall down the rabbit hole that is each state鈥檚 weirdo curiosity. A quick trip down the East Coast聽involves 鈥渄eflated balls,鈥 鈥淎shley Madison鈥澛燼nd questionable virginity. In other news, we kind of need a shower.

If you want a slightly less silly state map (or at least one with less wincing)聽check out this one that tells you which emoji is most used in your state. And remember you鈥檙e not alone鈥 especially when you鈥檙e obsessively Googling Nicolas Cage.

Tell us your three most recent Google searches in the comments below!