WTF: McDonald’s New Angry Birds Burgers Are Bright Green
— Kotaku (@Kotaku) May 19, 2016
Dubbed the “Naughty Green Pork Burger” and inspired by the game’s villainous green pigs, one such item consists of a pork patty, mystery sauce, egg, lettuce, jalapenos and a BRIGHT GREEN bun. Don’t get us wrong — we’re all about food coloring when it comes to sprucing up the occasional cupcake, but we think this may be a bit much.
Alternately, there’s also a burger for the game/film’s protagonist — “The Super Red Burger” — which McDonald’s describes as a “smoky chicken patty topped with egg, lettuce, tomato and fiery pepper mayo.”
One brave taste tester, @dinastik, was on board with this one, so at the very least, we know it’s edible.
— Khaw Han Chung (@dinastik) May 20, 2016
While it’s unclear if these little delights will be making their way to the US anytime soon, we’re not too entirely broken up about it ATM — we prefer our burger buns to look a little more… erm, natural, if you will.
But hey, that’s just us!
Would you try the green pork burger? Let us know over @BritandCo!
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