Welcome to the weirdness, folks. By that we mean, sexy weird. Two things that are so deliciously wrong together that they only feel right for Halloween.聽But beware, the freaky is strong in our gathering of the weirdest sexy costumes you can buy on the interwebs.

1.聽Sexy French Fries聽($48): Every day, it鈥檚 a struggle to resist French fries. On Halloween, give in to the temptation.

2.聽Care Bears Grumpy Bear聽($35): You better believe a whole lotta Care Bear staring will be going on when you wear this.

3.聽Cozy Unicorn聽($49):聽Rainbow hair? Rainbow socks? Rainbow everything?! Tell us the truth: This is Lisa Frank鈥檚 new line of lingerie, isn鈥檛 it?

4.聽Lady Liberty聽($45): Here she is, just waiting to deal with your聽wretched refuse. In this case, we鈥檒l assume that wretched refuse consists of a lot of annoying cat calls.

5.聽My Little Pony Pinky Pie聽($59): This costume is a reincarnation of that beloved toy pony you lost years ago. Confused? Yeah, so are we.

6.聽Rock Lobster聽($55): To make this costume even weirder, we think we鈥檒l go for a cannibal-esque crab dinner while wearing this on Halloween. And yes, we will be wearing those pinchers through the whole meal.

7.聽Sexy Hamburger聽($40):聽Fact: One in three singles would choose food over sex. With this costume, we don鈥檛 need to choose one over the other.

8. Sexy Mummy ($40): The only crime this costume commits is making dirty linens look intriguing. Girlfriend can rock that wrap.

9. Poison Apple ($80): Snow is all grown up. Yet, she鈥檚 still chancing it with that apple.

10. Kansas Cutie ($80): We are definitely not in Kansas any more. Not with those thigh-highs. Though we definitely still have a thing for the red shoes.

11. Sexy Wolf ($109): This gives 鈥渂ig bad wolf鈥 a whole new meaning.

12. Sexy Watermelon ($62): You鈥檒l never look at your聽favorite summertime snack聽the same way again.

13. Sexy Rocket Babe ($68): We have no doubt that you will indeed create a lot of BUZZ when you show up in the party to this.

14. Sexy Taco ($90): Halloween falls on a Friday this year, but that shouldn鈥檛 stop you from dressing like a delicious Tuesday dinner.

15. Sock Monkey ($84): This costume makes the famous rag doll look the complete opposite of haggard.

16. Sexy Skunk ($109): The smelliest roadkill on all the highways and byways just got an upgrade. With the right perfume choice, the power is yours to break all stereotypes.

17. The Riddler ($50): Hmm鈥 we don鈥檛 quite remember Jim Carrey鈥檚 spandex being quite this鈥 well, nonexistent. No one will be paying attention to Ben Affleck when you鈥檙e donning this dress in close proximity.

18. Sexy Cartoon Dog ($79): One of the most lovably, dopey Disney dogs does a total 180.

19. Sexy Pizza ($70): Forget the food, this costume is the new late-night staple. Plus, that crust acts as a nice head rest after a long night of looking delicious.

20. Transformers Bumble Bee ($85): Welp, we guess no one will be messing with our galaxy anytime soon.

21. Octopus ($80): For all the sea lovers out there, this octopus costume may put every other ocean-oriented outfit out of commission. Don鈥檛 mind that your feet each have three extra tentacles. Science isn鈥檛 necessary with leg warmers that bright.

22. Naughty Nem-Oh! ($30): This is what happens when you鈥檙e taken away from your parents at such a young age.

23. Sexy Mouse ($59): This costume officially makes naughty Micky our new favorite mouse.

24. Sexy Green Plumber ($50): Plumber鈥檚 crack much? (We鈥檙e talking about cleavage here.)

25. Cozy Shark ($49): Make every week Sexy Shark Week.

26. Double Gum ($68): Double the pleasure, double the fun with this neon costume. Seriously, if you and a friend both go like this, it鈥檚 almost a guarantee you will double the Halloween fun.

27. Dumb & Dumber ($41): With Dumb and Dumber To聽set to release in mid-November, this costume makes complete sense鈥 well, sort of.

28.聽Sexy Tweedle Dee/Dum ($45): Continuing with the dumb theme, giving those scary Alice and Wonderland twins some sex appeal was an obvious move.

29. Sexy Beetlejuice ($39): He burps, he scratches his unmentionables and he is just generally crass 鈥 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlej鈥 ahhh, gotcha.

30. Hamburger Thief ($50): We鈥檙e guessing you鈥檒l be stealing more attention than hamburgers with this outfit. And really, what ISN鈥橳 attractive about someone who is willing to nab some burgers for you when the cravings call?

31. Evil Master鈥檚 Helper ($60): Those little minions are back in an unexpected way.

32. Naughty Nun ($25): Don鈥檛 worry, we won鈥檛 tell Reverend Mother.

33. Sexy Chucky ($35): Quick! When we say murderous doll, what鈥檚 the first thing that comes to your mind? Sexpot? We knew it.

34. Sexy Corn ($60): We never thought a yellow BBQ food could look quite this delicious off the grill. Meet a stick of butter on October 31st and consider it a match made in heaven.

35. Cute Carrot ($50): They do say that carrots are good for your eyes鈥 so go ahead. Feast them.

36. Delicious Bubblegum Hottie ($53): Nobody messes with a costume where latex-looking fabric is involved.

37. Striped Clown聽($100): Your worst nightmares have officially come true.

38. Baby ($60): Yes, someone went there. Be disturbed. Be very disturbed.

39. Sexy Miss Piggy聽($41): We suppose Miss Piggy does have a certain amount of allure鈥 at least that鈥檚 what Kermit tells us.

40. Miss Martian ($60): This costume is out-of-this-world attention-grabbing. If all aliens looked like this, we鈥檙e guessing some of you wouldn鈥檛 mind getting probed. We mean, have you seen Barbarella?

41. Jolly Rancher ($29): Suck on this 鈥 one of the best candies in one of the best flavors.

42. Frozen Treat Cutie ($49): Forget baking a sweet treat for your Halloween party. If Katy Perry and George Costanza have taught us anything, it鈥檚 that food oozes sex.

43. Sexy (Glow-in-the-Dark) Skeleton ($40): The lights may go out, but, no bones about it, all eyes will still be on you with this glow-in-the-dark number.

44. Sexy Clowning Around Clown ($40): We鈥檝e only got three words for you: American Horror Story.

45. Yoshee ($55): Who would have guessed it? Give that trusty little sidekick and dependable ride a pair of golden shoes, and this is what happens.

46. Black Bear ($89): We鈥檙e maul over this. This claws are definitely giving us vibes more along the lines of 鈥渉igh five!鈥 than an 鈥淚鈥檒l claw you!鈥

47. Amazing Spider Girl ($60): Move over Spider Man. It鈥檚 Spider Girl, and she鈥檚 here to spin a web of intrigue.

48. Sexy Scrabble ($15): We kind of get this one: There鈥檚 nothing hotter than a girl with a big vocabulary. Bonus: If the party you go to is a total bore, you now have some backup entertainment 鈥 your costume!

49. Viking ($35): Ladies have been sexy for centuries. Proven here.

50. Sexy Deer ($59): If our findings today have taught us anything, it鈥檚 that, on October 31st, a spell is cast over all the land making EVERYTHING sexy. Case in point: Sexy deer.

What鈥檚 the weirdest sexy costume you鈥檝e ever seen? Let us know in the comments below!聽